//Author's Note: REVALI SLANDER MUAHAHAHA --Signed, someone with a Revali obsession//
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7:29 p.m.
(Link): Hey
(Zelda): Why are you here. HOW are you here.
(Link): I had Purah unblock me on ur phone
(Zelda): That dirty traitor. I knew she was up to something.
(Link): I'm just here to ask how ur classes were this week
(Zelda): Fine enough. But I'm at work now so pls stop interrupting
(Link): This late in the day?
(Zelda): Yes? The bookstore doesn't close until after dark
(Link): Oh. Ok. Do you like it there? You never really talked about ur new job
(Zelda): Maybe because the first day working here, you started texting me about how you caused Daruk to crash through a Mcdonalds?? And Revali was set on fire???? And I was so distracted from it, I got told off by my boss???????
(Link): Oh
(Link): I'm sorry. Really.
(Zelda): Uh-huh. Maybe apologize to my face instead of continuing to distract me while im still at work.
(Link): Right. When will you be back at ur dorm?
(Zelda): Nunya
(Link): funny
(Link): Come on Zelda
(Link): -We used to be best buddies-
(Zelda): No
(Link): -But now we're not-
(Zelda): Disney lyrics don't fix everything.
(Link): -I wish you would tell me whyyyyyy-
(Zelda): I LITERALLY TOLD YOU WHY. Mipha told you why! You're being careless and honestly aggravating, and still expect me to get you out of trouble all the time. And now you're just rubbing salt in the wound.
(Link): ......
(Link): Do you
(Zelda): ????
(Link): Wanna build a snowmaaan
:You have blocked Link:
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7:02 a.m.
(Hans Christian Andersen): Helo I would like to call you about your car's extended warranty
(Zelda): Just because you take daruk's phone and change his name doesn't mean I won't recognize the number. And you didn't even delete the old messages?? Really, your pranks are falling flat lately.
(Hans Christian Andersen): .....
(Hans Christian Andersen): DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAAAAAAAAN
:You blocked Hans Christian Andersen:
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3:16 p.m.
(Daruk): Hey Zelda why am I blocked from texting you
(Daruk): I was trying to show you a pizza restaurant I found
(Zelda): Link
(Daruk): Ah
(Daruk): You and Little guy are still arguing?
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BOTW Modern AU Chat Fic
HumorIn which Link gets banned from pretty much every food chain in existence, Revali can't stop accidentally getting jobs, and there's a toy weasel named Dumbledore. Oh, and there's some plot in here....somewhere. Probably. Comedy | Chat Fic | Teen | Mi...
