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10:17 p.m.
(Mipha): can someone tell me why my brother, link and fanboy are all getting into a car
(Zelda): wait what?
(Kakashi Fanboy): Aghhhh...believe me, I don't want to be here. But Link was sobbing on the floor about how animatronics were going to attack him in the middle of the night, and the only way he would shut up was if I agreed to go with him to that new job.
(Mipha): ok cool but why is sidon there
(Never Gonna Give U Up): I'm recording a youtube video!! :D
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Also, i'll have proof if Link gets kidnapped by robots.
(Purah): Oooo let me know when that goes up, I wanna watch it 👀
(Chat Mom): I think we're skipping some pretty important details here...?
(Zelda): you don't want to know.
(Mipha): rip sidon it was nice knowing you
(Never Gonna Give U Up): I'm not gonna die, I'm the cameraman! The cameraman can't die!! D:
(Zelda): Pause button, we don't actually believe there's killer robots in that pizza place, right??
(Link): ....
(Never Gonna Give U Up): .....
(Purah): *grabs slurpee*🥤
(Mipha):
(Zelda): good grief.
(Kakashi Fanboy): Good grief indeed. Let's hurry up and get this over with, I'm already exhausted from hearing about all this horror game nonsense.
(Link): I call shotgun!
(Kakashi Fanboy): LINK PUT DOWN THE NERF GUN BEFORE I TURN THIS CAR AROUND.
(Never Gonna Give U Up): But we're still in the parking lot o-o
(Chat Mom): See, this is why I stay in this group chat despite everything.
(Link): Because we're endearing? :3
(Chat Mom): .....Sure. Let's go with that.
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10:36 p.m.
(Kakashi Fanboy): .....
(Kakashi Fanboy): Whatever almighty being decided I deserve to be tortured, I would like to have a word with you.
(Zelda): You've barely been gone for 15 min, what's going on now
(Link): Revali accidentally got a job again!
(Kakashi Fanboy): Once again, I've been misunderstood to be an employee....
(Kakashi Fanboy): And now I work here....I think. Just my luck.
(Purah): Thats rough buddy. 😔✨
(Zelda): So you've been accidentally hired at two different pizza restaurants within two months..?
(Zelda): That's actually pretty funny ngl
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Lol yeah, his face was priceless
(Kakashi Fanboy): STOP RECORDING ME!!
(Mipha): i also want to watch that vid if u live
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11:03 p.m.
(Purah): Any updates from the night guards?🌕🔦🍕
(Kakashi Fanboy): Link keeps checking every room for 'scary robots'.
(Link): Hey, if I spin while holding my flashlight it's like a spin attack! fwooosh! Begone, animatronics!!
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BOTW Modern AU Chat Fic
HumorIn which Link gets banned from pretty much every food chain in existence, Revali can't stop accidentally getting jobs, and there's a toy weasel named Dumbledore. Oh, and there's some plot in here....somewhere. Probably. Comedy | Chat Fic | Teen | Mi...
