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7:25 a.m.
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Sooo....since the girls are having a spa day tomorrow, can the rest of us go somewhere?
(Zelda): Hmm yeah, I don't see why not.
(Mipha): depends on what it is
(Never Gonna Give U Up): TRAMPOLINE PARK!! :DD
(Mipha): No
(Mipha): sorry reflex
(Mipha): sure go wild idc
(Mipha): just dont die
(Never Gonna Give U Up): YES!!!!
(Zelda): Mipha you sound so done with him...
(Mipha): i have had to listen to this kid explain the lore of five nights at freddys for the past THREE DAYS
(Mipha): I am beyond done
(Never Gonna Give U Up): At least now you know all about the greatest franchise in gaming history!
(Mipha): I never knew there were so many ways to kill children
(Zelda): Uhhhhh.....are...you ok??
(Mipha): eh probably not
(Mipha): So anyway how did Link and Sasukes talk go
(Zelda): I actually haven't heard back yet...
(Never Gonna Give U Up): But it's been a whole day! They should be back by now!! I need my buddy link to help me liven up the chat...
(Mipha): If you put one more rick roll or copypasta in this chat i am going to disown you
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Well if you disown me I'm gonna disown you! How about them apples?!
(Mipha): Foxy is red like apples
(Zelda): @Link @Discount Sasuke where are you guys???
(Never Gonna Give U Up): *deep, dramatic voice* The council requests your presence!
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Btw can I have cupcakes
(Zelda): @Link
(Mipha): I BOUGHT YOU SKITTLES LAST NIGHT
(Zelda): @Link
(Never Gonna Give U Up): But I'm a growing boy! I need vitamins!
(Zelda): @Link
(Mipha): Sugar isnt a vitamin you dumbass
(Zelda): @Link
(Never Gonna Give U Up): YOURE NOT A VITAMIN!!! >:(
(Link): holy fishsticks why do I have 33 notifications
(Link): And why are we arguing about vitamins
(Never Gonna Give U Up): LINK!! MY BROTHEER!!! Mipha won't let me have cupcakes!!! D:
(Link): shhhh there there brethren, I will buy you cupcakes when she isn't looking
(Mipha): dont you DARE
(Link): I do DARE!!
(Zelda): How did your talk with Revali go?
(Link): Huh? Oh yeah, we're cool now. We watched every episode of naruto last night.
(Zelda): All of it???
(Link): ya
(Zelda): But that's physically impossible to do??????
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BOTW Modern AU Chat Fic
HumorIn which Link gets banned from pretty much every food chain in existence, Revali can't stop accidentally getting jobs, and there's a toy weasel named Dumbledore. Oh, and there's some plot in here....somewhere. Probably. Comedy | Chat Fic | Teen | Mi...
