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12:11 p.m.
(Link): Yo
(Link): Guess what unspeakable thing I just did
(Zelda): If it's unspeakable then why are you telling us?
(Mipha): shhh I want to hear what he did
(Mipha): So when the police call I have evidence
(Zelda): Fair.
(Link): .....
(Link): you guys are mean.
(Link): ANYWAYS...I just ordered a thin crust pizza with bbq sauce on one half, ranch on the other, no cheese plus extra cheese go easy on the cheese, exactly seven pieces pineapple and three pepperoni.
(Zelda): That sounds gross.
(Mipha): tbh I would eat that
(Mipha): I mean yes thats sooo gross
(Mipha): whispers save a slice of bbq for me
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): YYYOOUUUUUUU.
(Link): AHH
(Zelda): WOAH
(Mipha): scream
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): ......
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): Mipha, you're supposed to put asterisks around actions like that. Otherwise it sounds like you're demanding that I scream.
(Mipha): What if I am >:)
(Link): YEAH, you tell him Mipha!! He should fear us!!!
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): ....hmph. I can definitely tell you grew up with Link. He must have been a terrible influence.
(Link): HEY
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): Speaking of which......
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): WHat.
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): On Earth.
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): DID YOU JUST ORDER.
(Link): Food. Duh.
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): This is HORRENDOUS. What does that cheese part even mean?!?!
(Link): Exactly what it says. Now go back to ur job before you get fired!
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): Are you implying that would be BAD?!
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): I want nothing more than to leave this horrible place and never lay my eyes on pizza ever again!!
(Zelda): Holy cow you're dramatic.
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): WHAT NOW?!
(Zelda): Dude...It's a job. Work it. Get paid. Buy a Nintendo Switch or something, you need a hobby besides complaining about every minor difficulty that comes your way. Or are you saying that you, the 'great' Revali, can't handle something as small as a difficult pizza topping?
(Link): .....
(Mipha): ......
(Daruk): .....What did I just walk into?
(Mipha): The queen once again roasting Sasuke
(Link): You dropped your crown
(Zelda): *grabs crown* Thank you, Link.
(Mipha): oooohhhh THATS what an asterisk is
(Mipha): Im still not using them though
(Pizza-Chef Sasuke): I hate you all.
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BOTW Modern AU Chat Fic
HumorIn which Link gets banned from pretty much every food chain in existence, Revali can't stop accidentally getting jobs, and there's a toy weasel named Dumbledore. Oh, and there's some plot in here....somewhere. Probably. Comedy | Chat Fic | Teen | Mi...
