In which Link gets banned from pretty much every food chain in existence, Revali can't stop accidentally getting jobs, and there's a toy weasel named Dumbledore.
Oh, and there's some plot in here....somewhere. Probably.
Comedy | Chat Fic | Teen | Mi...
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(Zelda): Did.....you seriously wait two whole days just to post that??
(Never Gonna Give U Up): I am the memer
(Never Gonna Give U Up): My purpose is to meme. And I count Spongebob time cards as a sub-category of memeness.
(Never Gonna Give U Up): We're very organized in the biz
(Zelda): I see
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Also I'm not in school rn, I have all the time in the world and I'm so SO BOOORED
(Chat Mom): Oh that's right...I was so caught up watching the chat drama, it slipped my mind that you are out of school. Did something happen?
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Shark attack
(Mipha): shark attacc
(Chat Mom): .....
(Chat Mom): I'm sorry, what.
(Zelda): Again??
(Chat Mom): Again?! What on earth is going on in your hometown?!
(Never Gonna Give U Up): The high school is by a lake
(Never Gonna Give U Up): And there's a rumor that a shark lives there
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Typical school story, yk?
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Well a couple of kids decided it would be fun to steal one of those small sharks from the aquarium and put it in the lake as a prank.
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Little did they know that the lake was connected to the sewers.
(Never Gonna Give U Up): and it disappeared down a drain.
(Never Gonna Give U Up): A couple months passed, and suddenly there were like twenty sharks crawling out of pipes throughout the school.
(Never Gonna Give U Up): One swam out of the science lab's sink and bit someone's hand off.
(Chat Mom): WHAT?!
(Never Gonna Give U Up): DONT WORRY it was just Bob the plastic skeleton.
(Chat Mom): A shark....ate a plastic hand....
(Never Gonna Give U Up): And some wiring. Because Bob is one of those singing Halloween decorations.
(Zelda): I'm kind of surprised they still have Bob
(Chat Mom): And this was in Science class?? How did they teach you anything with a HALLOWEEN DECORATION?!
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Well our teacher's a Miniature Talking Hat™️ so it's not really a huge shock that we don't learn anything.
