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3:14 p.m.
(Link): Zelda
(Link): I don't want to do this
(Zelda): Oh well :)
(Link): But he's so meeaannn
(Zelda): You don't have to forgive him. Just make up long enough to get through this semester, and then you two can get new roommates.
(Link): FINE.
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3:18 p.m.
(Link): So
(Link): How's Martha
(Discount Sasuke): ......Who the hell are you talking about?
(Link): Martha
(Link): My cactus
(Link): You stole my dorm, and I couldn't even visit my baby. So have you taken good care of Martha?
(Discount Sasuke): I didn't steal your dorm. I'm merely borrowing it.
(Link): You threatened to throw another snow globe at me if I didn't leave! That's why I went to find a new roommate!!
(Discount Sasuke): Oh. Well, it wasn't meant to be a threat....
(Link): Suuureee it wasn't
(Disocunt Sasuke): Alright, I'll be the first to admit I may have gotten a little too caught up in my emotions, but I believe I was in the right to be upset by all your infuriating behavior!
(Link): Dude I changed your username
(Discount Sasuke): And I hate it!
(Link): ....bro.
(Discount Sasuke): .....
(Discount Sasuke): This......may have been blown out of proportions.
(Link): You killed Martha didn't you.
(Discount Sasuke): I sprayed it with what I thought was water, but ended up being a bottle of dam chloride. I didn't try to kill it!
(Link): REVALIIII how could you kill my child?!? You better buy me another dam cactus!!!
(Link): .......
(Discount Sasuke): ........
(Link): Wait, you read Percy Jackson?
(Discount Sasuke): Wait, you read?
(Link): I still have the keys to the dorm.
(Discount Sasuke): Okay, okay! Yes, I have read Percy Jackson.
(Link): ok
(Link): Percybeth or Solangelo
(Discount Sasuke): What.
(Link): Percybeth or Solangelo, which do you like better?
(Discount Sasuke): They were both a part of my childhood, why must you make me choose?
(Link): Fair. Favorite character?
(Discount Sasuke): Nico.
(Link): I like Alex Fierro from magnus chase
(Link): Hey can you promise you won't smack me with snow globes if I promise not to be too annoying?
(Discount Sasuke): Why did you italicized 'too'....??
(Link): Moving on
(Link): And maybe we can have a Percy Jackson reading session in my dorm. Yk, the dorm you stole.
(Discount Sasuke): Will you stop calling me Discount Sasuke??
(Link): ......
(Discount Sasuke): LINK I'M TRYING TO BE REASONABLE WITH YOU.
(Link): Why does it matter so much to you anyway??!?!? It's just a dam username!!!
(Discount Sasuke): Agghhh...
(Discount Sasuke): Fine. I'll tell you a story from my past, but in return you must stop calling me that mockery of a nickname. Got it?
(Link): yes sensei
(Discount Sasuke): It was a day like any other, in my prestigious middle school....
(Discount Sasuke): I was walking down the halls when I overheard a group of nerdy kids talking about an animated show. This group usually kept to themselves, which made them at the very least tolerable, but that day, one of them decided to shout at me.
(Discount Sasuke): 'Hey, Sasuke!' they called. Apparently it was the name of some edgy boy in the anime they were watching. Soon that nickname started to catch on, and by the end of the year, everyone in that dam school knew me as Sasuke.
(Discount Sasuke): It wasn't until I graduated that I escaped that horrid name. And I am certainly not going back to being called that!!!
(Link): ......
(Link): wow
(Link): I was expecting the reason to be something like 'I don't like Naruto' or 'It's too edgy'.
(Link): That was a whole dam flashback sequence.
(Link): *applauds with teary eyes*
(Discount Sasuke): Link I am being serious. I do not, and never will, like that name!!!!
(Link): ok but like
(Link): what's so bad about sasuke
(Link): Sasuke's cool that's why so many fans love him
(Discount Sasuke): .......fans like him?
(Link): Yeah??
(Link): wait a minute
(Link): HAVE YOU NEVER WATCHED NARUTO????
(Discount Sasuke): I will neither confirm nor deny that.
(Link): DUDE you hate the name sasuke, but you don't even know anything about the character?!!?!!!
(Discount Sasuke): I thought it was an insult!!! 'Discount Sasuke' doesn't exactly sound like a kind reference to a beloved character!
(Link): I mean yeah it is an insult, but it's funny too!! You wouldn't get it BECAUSE YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT!!!! D:<
(Link): That's it, I'm moving back in and forcing you to watch Naruto with me!! AND we're going to read the Percy Jackson books!!! We'll read the books WHILE watching Naruto!! AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ONE DAM THING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!
(Discount Sasuke): FINE!! I LIKE READING ANYWAY!!!
(Link): FINE!!!! I'LL BE THERE AT 5 PM!!!! *SLAMS DOOR*
(Discount Sasuke): YOU DON'T HAVE A DOOR, YOUR DORM IS A ROOFTOP!!!
(Link): *SLAMS NONEXISTENT DOOR HARDER*
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3:42 p.m.
(Link): i have no idea what just happened.
(Zelda): shush I'm setting up a spa appointment.
(Link): Can I come? owo
(Zelda): No.
(Link): :(
//Thanks for reading!! Lmk what you think of this chapter in the comments, I love hearing your thoughts!//
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HumorIn which Link gets banned from pretty much every food chain in existence, Revali can't stop accidentally getting jobs, and there's a toy weasel named Dumbledore. Oh, and there's some plot in here....somewhere. Probably. Comedy | Chat Fic | Teen | Mi...
