Harry Potter x Reader Oneshots!

Dickhead - Ron Weasley

 "I think we should take a break," Ron said, staring me straight in the eye. No shame, all audacity. 

It felt as if I had jumped off the highest spire in Hogwarts, and my insides were still perched on top. 

 "Wh-what?" I asked, clutching at my chest, throat tight. 

 "You heard me. We should take a break," he said simply, folding his hands in his lap. 

I stared down at him. His gorgeous blue eyes still bored into mine. What a dick. He had taken my virginity, taken my time, and for what? Just to break up? With no explanation?

I felt anger bubbling in the pits of my stomach, and I lashed out, smacking him across the face. He blinked, surprised.

 "Y/n-"

 "Shut the hell up, Weaselbee," I snapped, resorting to Malfoy's dumb nickname. He looked hurt, blushing red, and I stormed out of his room, fists clenched. 

 "Did you hear?"

 "Yeah apparently he-"

The whispers followed me about the school, constant reminders of last week. 

He had been alone, eating breakfast in the Great Hall- accompanied only by Harry and Hermione, all three looking upset. Well, at least he wasn't with another woman. 

Then what could it have been? Did I do something wrong? Had he gotten... bored of me?

Tears sprung to my eyes, too quick for my to stifle, and I slid into the girls bathroom, bursting into messy sobs. 

This was the first time I had cried about it. I had been to angry, earlier, to shed a tear, but now they were coming out, cascading down my cheeks. 

I bent over the sink, my cries reverberating through the room. 

A door creaked, and I whipped my head up, wiping at my cheeks. 

Shit, I should've checked to make sure I was alone before bursting in here-

 "Y/n/n?" Ron asked, stepping awkwardly into the bathroom. 

 "You're not supposed to be in here," I sniffled, scowling at him. 

 "W-why are you crying?" he asked, brows furrowed in concern. 

 "Why do you think?" I asked, breaking down. 

I covered my face with my hands, embarassed. 

I heard his footsteps, felt his arms go around me. I breathed in his cologne, somewhat unwillingly sinking into the embrace. 

 "Why did you break up with me?" I whispered. 

 "Break up with- what?" He pulled away, scowling. "What are you talking about? You broke up with me!"

I stepped away. "What the fuck? No I didn't! Last week, you called me up to your room, saying you needed to talk about something. Then you broke up with me, plain and simple. I slapped you, and left. That's the last time we talked," I said, crossing my arms across my chest. 

 "I don't remember any of that," he said, seeming genuinely confused. Then his expression lightened. 

 "Lavender Brown! I saw her in the Gryffindor common room, and we talked a bit, probably moments before you came in! She must've done something to me! You know how she's always had a thing for me, yeah?" He asked, smiling. 

Relief washed over me. 

 "So you still love me?" I asked, stepping towards him. 

 "Of course I still love you. I'd have to be a fool to deprive myself of your beauty," he grinned, pulling me close. 

All of my torment was over. I wrapped my arms around him, and smiled. 

Ik this one is kind of ass, but I really wanted to write something, and I hadn't written about Ron in awhile, so yeah. Also, I know that in the books he actually dates Lavender, and Harry accidentally feeds him a love potion, but I decided to change it a little bit! Sorry if this author's note spoiled anything! Wishing you all the best<3

-Luna