Sasookee sooper sad backstory

Big Sad Penis

I walked into my house. My girlfriend should be here, as I invited her over. I stepped out to buy some snacks because I planned on having a movie night with her.

I heard weird sounds, I walked upstairs but the sounds only got louder; and clearer. It sounded like moaning. I opened my room door and what I saw traumatized me for the rest of my life. I was so flabbergasted, so discombobulated, I could barely take in what was going on in front of me.

On my bed laid my girlfriend and my father, fucking each other.

Once they realized my presence, they jumped off of each other. "Sasuke, I-" She started. "Shut the fuck up you whore, this is why I hate women!" I cut her off. "Sasuke, I-" My father began. "Don't you dare open that wrinkled chopped up stanky mouth of yours!" I cut him off.

"Why did you do it?" I ask my (ex) girlfriend, not crying beacuse only pussy beta males cry. She stayed quiet, sobbing like the female she is.

"WHY DID YOU DO IT?!" I ask again, raising my voice this time. "I-it's because of your big penis. Your penis is so big, I feel like my poosay will rip apart everytime we do it!" She screams at me and I wince.

My penis is huge. Too huge. I have to buy custom made condoms every time I wanna have sex, and one time, a girl had to go to the hospital cause her jaw was fractured after sucking my huge dick.

*sigh* It's so harddd having a ginormous penis. I hate it.

"I just wanted to have sex without worrying whether or not my vagina would tear." She continues. I look over to my dad. "So, why did you do it?" I ask him. He stays quiet for a second before looking into my eyes. "The truth is, I've always been jealous of your huge penis." He tells me.

"All of your past step-moms would lose interest in me after seeing your dick. You took evetything from me, I just wanted to take something from you." He finishes.

I just look at him in shock. "All my ex-stepmoms wanted me?" I ask him. He nods his head shamefully. "Even Gloria, the hot one?" He hesitantly nods his head again. "Why didn't you tell me sooner? I would have loved to get some of that." I lick my lips.

 I look at the both of them. "Get out." I say to them. "You can't kick me out, young man, I bought this house." My dad claps back. 

"Fine." I smirk. "I'm leaving then, goodbye."

SAKURAAAAAAA BEST GALLLLLLLL

(also the (ex) girlfriend in this chap is not sakura.)

T.B.C.