OS Oneshots! (Object Show Oneshots!)

Life's so complicated, dude. (EEE DRABBLES)

Figured we can make some EEE content to yk? Like Extraordinarily Excellent Entities because the content is amazing and I have a ton of mini plots lol sooooo yeah enjoy

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DRABBLE 1: Rock Climbing Disaster

Moonstone was walking towards the swing sets. Today was the day her and Muffin were gonna continue playing Rock Climbing Disaster. What happened last 'episode' was that Muffin and Moonstone were climbing Mount Everest when Muffin suddenly felt a crack between a piece of ice she was stepping on. She slipped and is currently on the brink of utter death! That was before Latte decided to interrupt their game. Glad they did, otherwise they wouldn't have seen Chocolate Bar's house burn down into ashes which was one of the best scenarios Muffin has ever laid her eyes on. 

Moonstone eventually got to the swings and found Muffin swinging on the set. She was noticed when Muffin started waving at her. Moonstone smiles as she walks over towards Muffin. Moonstone smiles as she starts to jog towards the set and eventually her feet hit the rocky floor texture the swings were on. 

"Moonie!" Shouted Muffin as Moonstone approaches her.

"Hi Muffin! Wanna continue our Rock Climbing Disaster game?" Asked Moonstone. 

Muffin responds, "Of course! Always ready!" Moonstone smiles as she recaps the last few minutes of their disaster climb on Mount Everest. They climbed on top of the swing set and continued where they left off.

In secrecy, Latte was watching them from afar and was laughing so hard back at his house. What really happened was after their recap, Muffin was hanging on the top of the set and Moonstone was balanced on top of it. Muffin was screaming nonsense while Moonstone panicked to get her back up. Wasn't what all three in the scene were ready for.

Moonstone and Muffin were holding each other but Latte assumed Moonstone was too heavy to balance the both of them while she was being pulled up. Long story short, both Muffin and Moonstone fell off the set, Moonstone shattering on the ground and Muffin falling into her scattered pieces. Muffin started screaming in pain which made Latte jump into action with all but one thought.

'These stupid kids.'

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Drabble 2: This is too girly!

"Come on, Broomer! This won't even hurt you!" Shouted Diary as she held his calloused hand in one of hers.

"No thank you." Broomer said strictly. He was damn sure he didn't want to do this, yet for some reason Diary wouldn't let it slide. She needed it for a little project of hers apparently. The girl scoffed as she turned around to look at the guy in front of her.

"Why are you so whiny when it comes to makeup!?" She asked. You can hear the click in Broomer's tongue.

"Why? Bro- I don't like makeup, why can't you choose Moonstone or Feather? I'm for sure those two would love to have your company while you do their makeup!" He argued. He was not gonna get makeup done by anyone, even himself. Plus what he said was true, he never really was fond of different types of brushes lining his face, or a small pen near his eyeball threatening to poke him.

"I need to get a guy in this photo to show people that all objects can wear makeup! For my beauty products!" Diary, once again, held onto Broomer's hand in an attempt to drag him away, but was denied again. He pulls his hand away and crosses them onto his chest.

"I am not doing it." Broomer gives Diary a stern eye only to be met with one back.

"You wanna bet on that?" The two glare down at each other, not giving up so easily.

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Broomer was sitting on his bed with a camera pointed towards his face full of makeup. 

"Okay, now look towards your left, please." Diary asks Broomer. He rolls his eyes before turning his head. 

"Perfect, thank you." Commented Diary as she snapped a few photos of the makeup added onto the boy's face.

How did they end up agreeing to this? Diary decided that rock, paper, scissors would be a good dealbreaker. Broomer scoffed, knowing fully well that he would win Rock, Paper, Scissor against Diary.

How disappointing to know that Diary won against him 1-3. competitive as he was, Diary denied him a second chance, saying she won fair and square. With that, Broomer complied angrily. To make him feel better, they did it in his room for a sense of "comfort for his loss". As for the makeup promotion Diary wanted.

It was all made up. She just wanted blackmail from Broomer in case he attempts to rat her out again for one of her shambles. 

Plus, with Broomer's talkative mouth and his loss, Chalky also ended up with the news of Broomer and the fact that he had makeup done on him. Chalky asked for a few of the photos. Diary ended up selling it to him for fifty bucks. 

'What a scam' Diary thought. 

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Drabble 3: What do you mean 'how do I talk to girls'?

Moonstone was struggling.

She noticed recently how distant Diary has been. Talking, hanging out, in general vicinity near Diary has been rough. She hasn't gotten any chances of talking to her whatsoever. She didn't understand what made Diary so angry about her. She didn't do any harm! Even after that one time she asked to 'telephone' her crush to Diary. She will never trust the Broomer Boys ever again for her secrets.

But Moonstone couldn't handle anymore of Diary's game of ignoring her. She wanted to talk to her again, and her many attempts to do so has failed, so she has no other choice but to talk to someone important.

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Moonstone was sitting across from the person to all of her problems. She drinks her soda shyly and awkwardly while looking at that person.

He was currently in a light brown tank top that looked sizes too small for him and his hair was not in his usual standing position. He looked extremely tired as well. Maybe Moonstone shouldn't have called him so early in the morning...she didn't care though. If this was to mend her friendship with Diary, then she will do so. 

"Broomer! Breakfast's ready for you and Moonstone! I'll bring it to you guys." Says his boyfriend. 

"Okay, babe! Thank you~!" Said the man. He looks at Moonstone with a stare that could take her soul away. She hopes she didn't bother his sleep that badly. 

"So...Diary, huh?" He asked. Moonstone nods multiple times and he clicks his tongue.

"She isn't mad at you, by the way." Broomer said. Moonstone looked up at Broomer with eyes. 

"Really?" Moonstone asked. Broomer nodded before eating a piece of bacon.

"Ask her yourself. Out of everyone, she loves your company the most. Not even Feather's company beats yours." Broomer says. Moonstone looks down at her food and contemplates for a minute.

"...isn't Feather a bitch though?" Broomer chokes on his bacon while Chalky spits out his water. 

Long story short, Moonstone asked Diary about the situation and was told that she just meets Diary at the wrong times. What a relief. 

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That's all you're getting for EEE (BUT I HAVE AN IDEA IN MIND FOR PLATONIC LATTE AND NAIL <33333333333)