I-pilot

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Story starts with the I.M.P crew sitting in a meeting room.

P crew sitting in a meeting room

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Blitzo: "Alright. Now, I know business
has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names..........Moxxie."

Moxxie: (「•-•)「 ʷʱʸ?

Blitzo: "Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?"

Millie: "What about a car wash?"

Blitzo: "This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here! Ooh! What about a billboard?"

Moxxie: "We can't afford a billboard, sir."

Blitzo: "Helpful, Moxxie

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Blitzo: "Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now." [Pushes him] "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"

Ray: "Kinda."

Blitzo: "Christ on a stick, is the hamster in your head dead or something."

Ray: "I don't know, let me check."

Ray: "

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Ray: "......yep, hamtler is dead."

Alex: "Awww, I liked that guy."

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