XYZ-EXES AND OOHS

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The story starts with an exterior shot of I.M.P Headquarters. Cut to the inside of the office with Moxxie holding his signature mug, Alex playing guitar, and Ray just being there, chugging a bottle of whisky.

Loona: "Why is he-"

Alex: "I managed to convince him to get drunk."

Loona: "Why?"

Alex: "He's more responsible."

Ray: "The Sadism increased when im Sober."

Alex: "He also wants to do it for his girlfriend, Lime."

Ray: "I havent reached drunk yet, So SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Moxxie: "You know, I checked the scale today.  And it said I lost two pounds this week."

Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone, much to his annoyance.

Moxxie: "I. Am not. FAT!"

Ray: "Mox I can see your chair bending in half, shut up."

Alex: ".......?"

Moxxie: "I thought you're drunk-ness makes you nicer."

Ray: "that was me being nice."

Alex: "I suggest you should continue."

Moxxie: "Won't that kill him."

Ray: "I'm a sinner, I don't die."

The front door was kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily.


Millie: "Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!"

Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on the it disturbing Loona. Millie then passes Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human, she then throws a knife and lunges at the cutout.

Ray: "That time of the month already."

Alex: "Really?"

Ray: "What?.......Oh! Mils! Something wrong?"


Ray got no answer, so he turned to Moxxie expectantly.

Moxxie: "Millie, honey. Is everything okay?"

Millie hisses back at Moxxie in response, disturbing them even more, but she manages to calm down.

Millie: "Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex." 

Moxxie: "Oh! Oh..."

Millie: "He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock."

Moxxie: "Wait, what?"

Ray: "I guess sallie isn't the only trans one in the family."

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