III-loo loo land

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The story starts with the regular crew sitting in the main room.

Ray: ".......sooooooooo, how's you're guys day? Loona?"

Loona:

Ray: "Alright, cool

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Ray: "Alright, cool...Moxxie."

Moxxie: "YOU FUCKING RESTRAINED ME!!"

Ray: "You were about to mess up are job, so get pegged."

Blitzo: "Oh, Blitz! You're such a good boss!" Yeah, I really want you, sir. Me, too!" 

Alex: "Y'all gonna check on him."

Ray: "No, but be my guess."

Alex: "Alright..."

Alex stood up and went towards the door.

Alex: "Blitz? You okay in there?"

Alex opened it and immedietly regretted it.

Alex opened it and immedietly regretted it

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Blitzo: ".........GET OUT!!!"

Alex ran out.

Ray: "So, did you ruin your only eye? Or did you consider joining in?"

Alex: "SHUT UP!!"

They suddenly heard his phone start ringing.

Blitzo: "WHAT?!"

Stolas: "Why, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy~"

Alex: "....Does he know his phone is on speaker?"

Ray: "Nope, but I'm not gonna tell him."

Blitzo: "What the FUCK!!"

Stolas: "Language, everyone! I have a special request~"

Blitzo: "Aw... Look, I just had a chemical peel. So, you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass."

Stolas: "It's for my daughter."

Blitzo: "Ah. Well, make sure she washes it."

Stolas: "No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us!"

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