IX-Truth seekers

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Blitzo outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.

Blitzo: "Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen."

Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away.

Moxxie: "Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest."

Alex: "Better him than you, twink."

Moxxie: "Seriously why do you hate me did much?"

Alex: "Mind your business, you cocksucking fairy foggoted fuck!"

Ray: "Alex! That is not the appropriate language. We have more slurs, call him those."

Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash.

Blitzo: "I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips you guys."

Alex: "Loona! Open the portal!.........please?"

Loona is seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie. Moxxie, Alex and Ray begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzø, barely missing a net being shot their way.

Blitzo: "GET DOWN!"

Alex: "We already are."

Some weird man in a suit cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitzø looks behind him and sees a different person, with another suit jumping down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal.

Blitzo: "LOONA! CLOSE IT!"

Millie: "Wait, no!"

She tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails.

Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two suited while Alex and Ray hides. He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, he is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart.

Moxxie stumbles, mumbling incoherently, then falls to the ground.

Blitzø: "MOXXIE!"

With quick thinking, Blitzø grabs Moxxie, knocking down the trash can he was hiding behind, and runs away. He smacks one of them in the face with Moxxie and keeps on running through the alleyway, with Alex and Ray following.

Moxxie: (slurred) "I smell...colors..."

Alex: "Might be because of the gay strip club you went to."

They eventually reach a dead end. With the tuxedo fucks right behind them.

Blitzo: "Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!"

I.M.P and the agents both ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Blitzo is about to fire, One of them pushes a button on her gun, causing Blitzo, Ray, Alex and Moxxie to be electrocuted.

Agent One: "I'd like to see the suits at corporate callin' us losers now! That was pretty badass!"

Agent Two: "Super badass!"

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