They were both sitting on a couch till Rays phone rung.
Alex: "Who's that?"
Ray: "The blunt cunt.....hello."
Blitzø: "hey Ray, were going to the wraith ring for a incest orgy festival, wanna join."
Ray: "Uh-"
Blitzø: "Great! See you there!!"
[hungs up]
Alex: "........" [Gets a call]
Blitz: "Alex, were going to a—"
Alex: "Im sitting next to Ray, I know."
Blitz: "Oh.........." [hangs up]
Ray:
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Cut to the Rough 'n Tumbleweed Ranch.The I.M.P. van pulls up in front of two imps
Millie: "Mama! Daddy!"
Millie gets out of the van and happily runs toward her parents. Her father hugs her and spins her around before placing her down.
Joe: "Yeeeee-hawwww! How’s my deadly little pumpkin spice doing?"
Joe ruffles Millie’s hair affectionately.
Millie: "I’m good, Pa! Thanks for lettin' us stay here for the harvest jamboree."
Lin: "It’s no trouble. We know you aren’t making as much anymore since y’all went "freelance'."
Millie: "Freelance pays fine, Ma! We’re doin' fiiiiine!......It’s fine."
Millie walks over to Moxxie, who is struggling to carry luggage.
Millie: "Anyway, y’all remember my husband Moxxie?"
Millie shoves a nervous Moxxie in front of her parents. They stare at him in disapproval.
Joe: "Hmph."
Moxxie: "Greetings, Lin! Joe! How have you been, uh, with all the… flaming twisters and stuff around here?"
Joe: "We lost our old farm hand to one of them terrors last week."
Moxxie: "Oh, crumbs. My bad! I am so sorry. I- I didn’t mean to open that wound... sir."
Blitzø: "Hey, watch it! I’m the 'sir' here, bucko!"
Millie: "Oh yeah! Y'all haven’t met my boss Blitzo! His hellhound! Bodyguard! And music producer."
