The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.
Blitzo: "Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!"
Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth. With Alex walking normally.
Millie: "I'm still so jazzed up!"
She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.
Moxxie: "Well you better stay jazzed, babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?"
Blitzo: "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."
Moxxie: "Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"
Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.
Ray: "Ozzies? Pretty sure Lime is performing there.
Alex: "Also isnt it always booked?"
Moxxie: "Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while."
Millie: "Moxxie!"
She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.
Blitzo: "Ugh, can you two not?"
Ray: "yeah, that's disgusting."
Alex: "You mutilated someone."
Moxxie: "I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?"
Blitzo: "No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy."
Moxxie: "Uh, no. The reservation is for us."
Blitzo: "Uh huh!"
Moxxie: "Just us."
Blitzo: "Mhm!"
Moxxie: "Without you there. Explicitly
without you there."
Blitzo: "I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. See you lovebugs later!"
He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.
Millie: "Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and… clean this blood off."
Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound. They walk offscreen.
Alex: "......Hey, Ray."
Ray: "Yeah?"
Alex: "Could you PLEASE, and I'm saying this at the bottom of my heart, make sure Moxxie and Millie have a GOOD date."
Ray: "How can I get to Ozzie? You just said they're always fully booked!"
Alex: "And didn't YOU say Lime was performing there?"
Ray: "Ohhhhhh; yeah one sec.."
Loona: "Hey, guys. Im going to a party in the gluttony ring, wanna join?"
