Story starts with the crew sitting down and watching a ad from heaven.
Blitzø blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes
Millie: "Nice one, B!"
Blitzo: "Gimme another, Mox."
Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 news logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.
Blitzo: "Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!"
Alex: "Where'd we find all these Tv's?"
Ray: "Some Flat faced fuck threw them out. They were still working so I took it."
Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo and Millie look bored.
Blitzo: "Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'..."
Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.
Wally Wackford: "I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?"
Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.
Wally Wackford: "WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory."
The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forwards, landing with a
Wally: "where you make the things and I make the money!"
Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.
Wally: "Please! I'm very desperate!"
Blitzo: "Bingo!"
Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.
Millie: "WOO! You're on a roll, sir!"
Ray: "I'm fucking bored...."
Alex: "Well you can't expect fun to appear from the window."
Suddenly a plastic cup with loonas name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot. She is awoken by a rumbling which also knocks her cup over, spilling its contents.
Loona: "Guys... do you feel that?"
Blitzo: "Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?"
Moxxie: "That's possible?"
Ray: "No, Dumbass."
Millie: "Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!"
