"I think I'm a woman..." Oodle says to himself, while staring at his reflection in the mirror.
"I need to call my mama to buy me chocolates🙏🙏"
"What the fuck do you want"
"I want a mom"
"-And possibly a dad"
"Sir this is a su1c1de hotline"
"oh"
"Okay so I'm not getting the parents I deserved but whatever I'll buy them myself" Oodle murmured, standing up from his seat and walking away towards Assmart.
"Heyyy😜😜😜😱😱😱😊" Oodle (cooly) screamed as he strolled into Assmart.
Oodle found the chocolates, bought them (obvi) and went home.
"THESE CRAMPS BRU......."
Oodles cramp hurt him so bad he disintegrated, evaporated, and actually also died of a heart attack.
you can tell thiz waz ruzhed🥰
