The Laziest

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It was now morning in the neighborhood, Richard and Nicole are in the living room.

Nicole: So, remember, you've got to vacuum the living room, sort out the fridge, and don't forget to take out the trash.

Richard: (Salute) Yes, commander.

Nicole: Very good. See you later.

She goes out then leaves the house as the car drives away. Then, Richard sits on the sofa in an exhausted way.

Richard: Can't be bothered. [To the trash bag] Mooooooove. Mooooooooove.

Gumball and Darwin peek out from behind the sofa.

Gumball: Psst. Dad, you wanna play? [Smiles]

Richard: [Gives up trying to move the bag] Ugh! Unh! I can't play right now. Can't you see I'm taking out the trash?

Darwin: But you promised to play with us.

Later, the twins Y/N and Ariana walks towards the kitchen as Ariana preparing cereals for her and Y/N.

Ariana: You two heard what he said.

Y/N: Go play video games or get on the computer.

Ariana: Walking around the neighborhood and interacting someone else.

Richard: [Smiles] How about you little bank robbers take your loot [Scene changes to the trash bag] to the safe house? [Camera changes to the wastebasket] Huh?

Gumball and Darwin take the bag out but when they are nearly at the bin they realised that they have been tricked.

Gumball: We are just taking out the trash, aren't we?

Darwin: Yeah.

Richard is taking a nap on the sofa and Gumball and Darwin returns.

Gumball: Dad!

Richard: Oh, wh--

Gumball: You tricked us! That was no game.

Richard: Sorry! I've got a medical condition called laziness.

Ariana: (From the table) Uhh, that's not a medical condition, Dad.

Y/N: I wouldn't call it a medical condition, It's most definitely a problem though.

Gumball: Yeah? Well, from now on, we're gonna be the lazy ones.

Darwin: [Assents] Hmph!

Richard: [Laughs] I'll tell you what. If you can find anyone lazier than me in this town, I'll do your chores for a whole day. And if you lose... [quickly] you'll do mine for the rest of your life! How's that sound?

Gumball & Darwin: [Hesitate for a moment] Hmm... sounds pretty fair.

Y/N: (To Ariana) This is the biggest scam I've ever seen.

Ariana: (To Y/N) Yep, so do I.

Richard: Okay, then. Let the lazy-off begin!

Later, Richard, Gumball and Darwin are watching TV, Richard is eating potato chips.

Announcer: Ike Hitcher meets Rod Ironknuckle fist to fist. Thumb-wrestling federation tonight at nine o'clock.

Darwin: What do we do?

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