Lucy Simian: Class! Time to hand in your homework!
Darwin: What are we going to do? What are we going to do? If we tell her the truth, she'll flip!
Gumball: Be cool, buddy. It'll be fine.
Lucy Simian: [grunts as she takes up Sussie's homework, which is wet with spit] Ugh! At least it's on time.
Darwin: I wasn't built to take this much pressure!
Gumball: Relax, man. We'll just tell her what really happened.
Lucy Simian: All right, you two. What's today's excuse?
Gumball: [clears throat] Our dad ate our homework.
Lucy Simian: [growls angrily, as the shot abruptly transitions to the outside of Miss Simian's room] Go to the guidance counselor immediately! [slams door then opens it up]
Gumball: But, Miss Simian—
Lucy Simian: And don't come back until you've learned how to tell the truth! [slams door again]
Gumball and Darwin groan.
-Timeskip-
Mister Small: And this is what the inside of a liar looks like.
Gumball & Darwin: Ewwww!
Mister Small: Notice the dark abyss here. That's the corrupt soul of the liar.
Gumball: But, Mr. Small, we're not liars.
Mister Small: [scoffs] You should tell that to the last boy who sat there and lied to me. He's there now.
Darwin: The prison?!
Mister Small: No, next to it.
Gumball: The cemetery! What happened to him?
Mister Small: He just works there.
Gumball and Darwin sigh in relief.
Mister Small: Now, let me show you something.
He rummages around in his cabinet, he takes out a small hat and blows on it.
Mister Small: This is the lying hat. Now, watch what happens when I put it on. Your mother called!
Gumball & Darwin: Oh!
Mister Small: She says she hates you.
Gumball: [gasp, tearfully] She does?
Darwin: [glass breaking] I think my heart just broke.
Mister Small: It's okay, kids. That was a lie.
Gumball and Darwin sigh in relief.
Mister Small: But, you see, that's what a lie will do— hurt your feelings. She hates you.
Gumball & Darwin: Aww.
Mister Small: She loves you.
Gumball & Darwin: Yay!
Mister Small: Hates you!
Gumball & Darwin: Aww.
Mister Small: Loves you.
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The Watterson's Oldest Child: Season 1 (TAWOG x OC)
FanfictionAriana Watterson is not your average teenager, she's the oldest child of the Watterson Family. As the Daughter of her Workaholic yet Caring mother and her Lazy and Stay-At-Home father, an older sister of her mischievous cat 12 year old brother, her...
