The Robot

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At Elmore Junior High schoolyard. Bobert is sitting on the bench, depressed while the other students play kickball.

Bobert: [sighs]

Suddenly the ball rolls toward Bobert.

Tobias​​: Hey, Bobert! Kick it over! Come on, dude!

Bobert kicks the ball as he was asked for, but the kick is so powerful that the ball gets to reach the Sun.

Jamie: Oh, Bobert!

Tobias​​: [Sarcastically] Oh, good job there, robo-dork!

Alan​​: Hey, take it easy!

Tobias​​: Why? It's not like you can hurt his feelings. He's not a real boy.

He walks away with the others, leaving Bobert and Banana Joe

Banana Joe: I'm a banana! [walks away]

Bobert sighs again and walks away depressed.

-Timeskip-

Gumball and Darwin play with dolls at another part of the schoolyard. While the twins, Y/N and Ariana are reading novels together, sitting on the bench.

Gumball: Would you like a cup of tea, Mrs. Biggerlocks?

Darwin: Don't mind if I do, Mrs. Pumpernickel.

Gumball: And could I interest you in a... Dynamite cupcake?!

They toss up their dolls showing an explosion. The twins noticed it and gets shocked about the incident. Then they notice the upset Bobert.

Gumball: Hey, Bobert. What's wrong?

Bobert: Oh... Nothing.

Gumball: Aw, come on. You can tell us. We're friends.

Ariana: You can tell us about your problem, then we can help you.

Bobert: I just wish I was a real boy.

Gumball: Oh! Well, wish no more. We'll help you.

Bobert: Really?

He prints something on a paper like a cash register then shows the paper to Y/N, Ariana, Gumball and Darwin.

Y/N: Uh, what the fuck?

Gumball: What's that?

Bobert: It's the algorithm for smile.

Gumball: Bobert... [throws Bobert's smile algorithm away] You've got a lot to learn. If you want to be real then you have to have proper emotions.

Bobert: Define emotions.

Gumball: You know... Like feelings and stuff.

Bobert: Define feelings.

Gumball: You know... When you feel things... Like pain.

Bobert: Define pain.

Gumball: Okay, look. Let me demonstrate. Here, Darwin, describe this. [pinches Darwin's cheek]

Darwin: [his eyes get small because of pain] Ahhhhhhhh!!!

Y/N: (Covers his ears) Jesus christ, dude!

Gumball: How does that feel?

Darwin: Horrible!

Gumball: [like a psychoanalyst] Hey, yes, yes, of course. Can you be more precise? Describe it.

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