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heizou! stupid flirting techniques

You were listening to music and scribbling away on paper when your phone vibrated a few times, indicating you were receiving a call

You hesitated before reaching your arm out to grab your phone and answer the call, as you were determined to keep your work flow going

On seeing the caller ID, you immediately pressed the answer button, a smile making its way onto your face unknowingly

"Hey, heizou. What's up?"

"I ran out of cases to solve"

"Oh, that's amazing, you can take a brea-"

"Can I solve your heart?"

You choke on your spit at his words, eyes widening as you pat your chest, struggling for your life.

"A-Are you okay, heizou??" You say with broken up speech, reaching for your bottle of water to see if it'll help

"Perfectly fine, thanks. What about you? You seem... flustered"

"As if. Me? Flustered?" You say in disbelief "far from it". You were lying through your teeth. You could feel the butterflies in your stomach from his stupid joke.

"Uhuh... Sure." You could practically hear the smirk in heizou's voice. "Are you working right now?"

"Yeah, this essay is literally turning me off right now. I want to sleep"

"Oh? Well I know something that can turn you on--"

You choked on your water, actually struggling for your life this time. You opted to press the indeed very tempting red end call button, throwing your phone onto your bed and laying your head down on the table

"Him and his stupid flirting techniques" You mumble to yourself, ignoring how his stupid flirting techniques actually made you giggle and kick your feet.

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ik it's crap lol
forgive me.

I wrote the first
7 paras/lines/wtv like
ages ago and lit
sped-wrote the rest
if it rn bcs I'm
desperate to publish
smth.

happy new year
and thank you for
30k!