Chapter 5

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Peter came back and was walking you know as usual now he's just getting laundry from a guy named Joe

it was a little place called Fluffn and fold there

Hey Joe Peter said walking to the door to pick up his suit

hey peter parker fourth time this week by the way Peter I saw you on the news wow you were great out there glad to have you my number one customer tell Jameson if I can feature in too Joe said happily

um yeah thanks man uh I will uh yeah well you know love dry cleaning Peter said nervously handing in his cash to Joe

that's what I love about you all these millennials they dont care about dry cleaning they got a washing machine it's frankly quite disgusting

it really is it uh sad Peter said agreeing with confusion

that's you right Joe said pulling out his spiderman suit from his hanger

yeah uh that's me right thank you so much, Peter, said in panic quickly taking away the suit

that's all Joe said in concern and then Peter is putting it in his bag

I know it's not my business to get in your balls or whatever is it okay if I can ask you a question Joe said concerned

yeah sure Peter said with a smile

why do need your Pajamas cleaned every two days what's that about Joe said concerned

uh becuase uh uh i uh sweat you know a lot and-

you're a sweaty beddy Joe said quickly

my brother is like that all the time we would share bunk beds together have feel his sweat crawling like a puddle Joe said bluntly

yeah uh it sucks Peter said nervously

also uh I noticed you're mask uh has some holes in it um why is that because it looks like a mechanical octopus arm had taken a chuck out of the fabric Joe said confused

that's easy to explain you know uh moles Peter said nervously confused

you mean moths Joe said confused

yeah that's it Moths Peter said nervously

massive moths Peter said nervously

um dont have a mask in here can uh give it to me by any chance Peter said concerned

oh Connie where is his mask Joe said concerned

under the counter, stupid Connie said annoyed while ironing the clothes

Joe goes under the counter to find the mask

okay here you go, Joe, said handing up a mask that was Matts

uh that isn't mine that's uh Marco's mask Peter said nervously not wanting to give away Matt's secret identity

oh that's Matt's mask Joe said confused by Connie

ok dont care Connie said annoyed ironing the clothes

oh okay Joe said with a shrug getting wades Mask

here you go red with white eyes Joe handed out wades mask aka Deadpool

um that's Wades actually Peter said confused

Connie that's wades mask Joe said confused

ok Connie said with a shrug not even caring

alright this is when Joe hands him the mask

yes thank you Peter said taking it away to put it in his bag and quickly zipping it up

When the news channel plays

breaking News our beloved superhero Spiderman has recently been seen fighting what the people call the sinister six thankfully our very own spiderman this afternoon saved students from a near bus by death experience thanks to our masked hero 35 citizens were able to get home safely

The entire time, Joe and peter have this tension Joe looking at the tv then Peter, and then Peter looking at the tv then joe

that goofball on tv he's got the same-looking pajamas you do Joe said concerned

uh yeah he does Peter says nervously

hey i know what's going on here Joe says looking at peter intensely

uh you do Peter said nervously feeling tense

you're an influencer you got insta or snap face or is it that app called tick tack Joe said pointing at him

um uh snap face but im pretty sure it's called Snapchat Peter said confused

no why would they call it snapchit isn't called snap face Joe said confused

never mind its snap face on snap face Peter said tensely nervous

oh connie he's on snap face Joe said excitedly

ooooo I like snap face Connie said folding the clothes

you are truly the best and most gullible dry cleaner in new york Peter said with a nervous smile getting out his bag

that's what they say Joe said with a smile

yeah Peter said confused

oh and tell your buddy banner to get some bigger pants becuase he keeps ripping them you not much of a miracle worker here Joe said concerned

yes you are a Joe and uh i will make sure uh he doesn't get mad Peter said nervously

have a good day kid see you tomorrow Joe said happily

yeah see ya Joe Peter said leaving the door

See ya kid Joe said back before he left

Hey Connie let's go the  back to make love Joe said

Okay Joe Connie said bluntly

Then after that peters day back at school was basically the same as usual you know the classes and everything

So there wasn't much changing around other than maybe the fact he was given a letter as Valenvictorian for some reason which he didn't really agree to sign up to

So  here he was but he didn't have much to say about it plus school ends in June so there are two months left of school there's still time for him to make his speech

So he has some time left for what he wants to say about it on the paper he got out

But right now he needed to work on some homework right now an English essay due tomorrow so it's worth 76 percent of his grade better go work on it

 later on, Peter and MJ no longer have dinner with her parents Madeline and Liam Waston anymore but with Ned Leeds and his family 

who they dont mind at all since they really enjoy Peter and Michelle's company there 

Pancit hab hab is what they had for dinner today along with some spring rolls with it 

 The Pancit Habhab uses dried flour noodles which are known as miki Lucban

 These are not the same noodles used in pancit canton; it is also different from the fresh miki noodles, which are made fresh and have a softer texture

This  version is served over a piece of banana leaf and is eaten without any utensils

TO BE CONTINUED..........

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