I'M SORRY U CAN LISTEN TO MY ONESHOTS NOW?!
Idea 5: Regulus isn't the only flaming hot thing James will be eating
Regulus stared at James in amusement as he rambled about his high tolerance for spice and that a bowl of noodles wouldn't hurt him, Regulus almost pitied him, almost.
"So you won't have a problem coming with me to The Twins tonight?" Regulus smiled at James, who was trying to hide the fact he knew his boyfriend was luring him into a false sense of security, "it'll be fun" Regulus said innocently.
"Yeah sure absolutely, no problems at all!" James said, slightly sweating.
"Great I'll meet you at the bottom of the Gryffindor staircase tonight and we'll walk over" Regulus kissed James smugly and walked out of the room.
James waited for the door to completely shut and the sound of footsteps to disappear before, "SIRIUS"
Sirius looked up from the couch where he was massaging Remus' shoulders, it had been a full moon the night before and Remus had come back to the dorms injured, Sirius didn't want to press him about what had happened so he just stayed and comforted Remus like he knew Remus would do for him.
James came running down the stairs then made eye contact with his friends, he looked at Remus with a soft smile who returned the look before staring back at the fire. James looked at Sirius for confirmation about whether or not he could stay, Sirius nodded but indicated not to ask him about the night before. James knew that every full moon night, Sirius would sleep downstairs so he was there when Remus came back.
"Regulus looked rather pleased with himself before he left" Remus finally said, grinning at James who sat next to him covering his face.
"Yeah he's decided we're going out for dinner tonight"
"That's sweet, where to?"
"The Twins."
Sirius choked on the air, accidentally hitting Remus who growled at him.
Sirius patted Remus' back gently, "sorry love, I um- I just can't imagine you at The Twins, James you don't like spicy food? Regulus and I grew up eating shit that would set our tongues on fire, you on the other hand" he said looking him up and down.
"Ok first of all I'm pretty sure I'll be able to handle a little bit of spice, how hot can it be?"
"You know that one comment Regulus made about you yesterday that made you go red?" Remus said, having been to the restaurant before
"Yeah?"
"Hotter than that."
"Fuck"
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In the meantime Regulus was in his dorm getting ready, he changed out of his formal uniform and into his dinner outfit, checking himself out in the mirror.
Regulus opted on wearing a long white collar shirt with a torso corset on top that was full of intricate green and silver patterns. He wore tight black pants to accentuate his figure and chunky black lace up boots. He styled his hair and decorated his hands and wrists in silver jewelry, adding any last minute touches before exiting his dorm.
Evan whistled from the other side of the common room as Regulus came down the stairs,
"look at you hot stuff!"
"Please stop" Regulus rolled his eyes at his friends who were sitting in front of him, smiling too broadly.
"Well don't let us stop you handsome, go have fun" Barty winked and Regulus left the room, knowing full well if he stayed they might never stop.
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