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#IGotThis

Mom: Uh, Hannah? Remember when we agreed earlier that I would make the beds while you made the omelets?

Me: *on her phone* Mhmm?

Mom: I didn't do it because I need help getting the mattress down from earlier when we pushed it up against the wall.

Me: *exaggerated sigh* Fine, fine, I'll help. *walks into room*

Mom: Yeah, I didn't think this through. How are we gonna get this down?

Me: Chill, man, I got this.

Mom: *Raises eyebrow skeptically*

Me: *Grins evilly* Just watch. *reaches for top of mattress*

Mom: I'm scared, Hannah. *steps back*

Me: You should be. >:3 *tips mattress over*

Mattress: *falling toward fast-moving ceiling fan and probably wearing the derp face*

Me: OH NOTCH I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH EITHER

Mom: AHHH

Me: AHHH

Mattress: *somehow misses the fan and falls right where it should: on the bedframe*

Me: *grins proudly* What did I tell ya? Don't doubt me.