#ThrowTheHymnal

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So I was at church a few minutes ago, and the pastor was closing up the sermon, when he suddenly paused.

Pastor: ... Ya know, once, the pastor went an hour and ten minutes over the usual dismissal time... Someone in the front row threw a hymnal at him, but he ducked and it hit someone in the choir. Someone asked him if he was okay, and the guy said, "No, hit me again, I can still hear him preaching!"

*crowd laughs*

Pastor: *laughs* N-No, stop, it's not funny, I- Why am I laughing? I'm the one up here!

Maybe this new church isnt so bad... XD

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