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#Mother-DaughterMoments

#Mother-DaughterMoments

OH NOTCH

MOTHER, WHY

I was wandering through the house, not knowing what to do. So I sat down next to my mother, who was sitting on the couch with a blanket, and I rested my head on her lap and we bantered a bit about her being cold and my turning on the fan anyways and I told her I had gloves in the car :3 and she just scoffed. Anyways, I looked at her phone, which she had put down, and she said, "Oh, I was just about to watch this video on facebook. 'Ever wonder how McDonalds is able to give you twenty chicken nuggets for only $5?'

Mom: Here, we'll watch it together. *presses play*

*twenty baby chickens fall into a chopper and blood splatters everywhere*

Me: *screeches and falls off the couch*

My Cousin, who is staying the night: What!? What happened!?

Me: SHE RUINED OUR MOTHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT, OH MY GOOD GOSH

Mom: I'M SO SORRY I HAD NO IDEA THAT VIDEO WAS GOING TO BE LIKE THAT OH MY GOSH

Me: *unintelligible muttering/hyperventilating*

Mom: I am so sorry!

Cousin: Can I see it? :D

Me: *shrieks*

WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL

AUSGH LDFKJGSD LKJ

THEY JUST WENT SPLATTER

CHOP AND THEN SPLATTER

ALL AT ONCE

ALL TWENTY OF THEM

*sobs*

Mom: ... Hannah, do you think you'll ever be able to trust me again?

Me: NO