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#He'sBatman

#He'sBatman

Mom got pizza and breadsticks.

She's sitting at the kitchen table with Peyton, holding a Batman toy. She'll put on her 'batman voice' and say, "Oh, I hear something in the breadstick bag!" *moves batman inside breadstick bag* "nomnomnom- uh, nope, we're good, nothing's in there! ... I'd better go check again. nomnomnomnom- mm, we're good. *burp* Uh,,I'm not sure what caused me to burp just then... Oh, I should go make sure nothing's stealing the bread sticks!"

Me: How can one little guy eat so much?

Mom: He's Batman.