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#HiThereScorpion

#HiThereScorpion

NOT ONLY ARE THERE SCORPIONS IN MISSOURI

THERE WAS A SCORPION IN OUR HOUSE

*panics*

MOM RANDOMLY CAME UPSTAIRS LIKE "hannah i found something but i googled it and dont worry it wont kill us"

Me: WHAT DID YOU DO

Mom: wait for it... wait for it...

...

Mom: Scorpions.

MOM WHYYYYY

Like apparently it's not deadly or anything, it's sort of like a bee sting I guess if it stings you? and like one just happened to come in cuz they sometimes enter basements and attics when its like really humid outside or something but you know what that is not okay

mom

we are getting the house sprayed

we will spray for spiders

and wasps

and scorpions

and spiders

and bees

and spiders

and probs scorpions since thats what started all this

ooh and spiders as well

you know

just to get it all over with at once