#FashionExpert

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#FashionExpert

I wake up every morning and I go inside my closet and I close my eyes and I grab something. Then I examine myself in the mirror and rate myself from 1-10, with ten being best and one being worst. If the rating is below three, I change clothes, using my eyes this time. If the number is above eight, I flip out about being too fancily dressed for school, and I change clothes.

Oh yes, I'm definitely a fashion expert, closing my eyes and picking my clothes.

One time I forgot to rate myself, and I came out wearing my shirt on backwards. Thanks, Mom, for having keen eyes.

RATING IS IMPORTANT.

Baiii, Rulers.

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