She's sick.
He's heartbroken.
They put a ring on it.
The line between deals and promises is beginning to blur.
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What starts out as a deal between two friends, becomes more than either of them could've ever have imagined. Between the fake kisses t...
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January2
KitKat:That third-period goal of yours was hotter than it should've been. Me: Ifigured you had some kinks, but I didn't expect it to be me tripping over a player while scoring in OT. KitKat: hush hush.
January 4
Me: You have no idea how badly I want to ✨wrestle✨ between the sheets with you KitKat: Didn't peg you for a WWE star Me: I like to think I shine pretty bright⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ KitKat: You're ridiculous. IMY, lol Me: I'll FaceTime you 2nite
January 9
KitKat: I just found out that Ruby sleeps in socks Me: Ik, she's insane. Me: A friendly reminder that I do not claim her as my sister KitKat: Well, your not-sister has a hot date tonight Me: You think he's hot? Baby, come on. We all know I'm hotter than any frat boy could possibly be KitKat: He's a biology major. Lives off campus with his little brother and sister. Really into soccer Me: Damn him
January 11
KitKat: Did I ever tell you about my Taylor Lautner cardboard cutout? Me: Your what now? KitKat: My life-size Taylor Lautner cardboard cutout. He even has lipstick stains on his face. Me: You made out with cardboard? KitKat: I was little. Naïve. In love with a werewolf I could never have. Come on, Loca, get it together. Me: What the hell did I marry into? KitKat: A woman who thinks her Jacob Black cutout is a better kisser than her own husband. Me: You'll pay for that comment later
January 16
Me: I'm calling you once I get back to the hotel Me: In the meantime, what are you wearing? KitKat: Ah, the question every man wants to know. Me: Funny😑 KitKat: #KitKatKomedian Me: Sooo funny😑😑 KitKat: what are you wearing? Me: nothing but a jockstrap KitKat: 🤥🤥🤥 Me: Peeling off my suit jacket as we speak KitKat: send pix b4 it's off Me: Attachment: 1 image KitKat: I'm not answering the phone. And by the way, I'm in nothing but a thong Me: As I recall, you hate thongs, therefore: 🤥🤥🤥
