𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 ― 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴

𝟏𝟐.

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XII.
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Walburga: You clearly came straight from Hell!

Sirius: Wrong. I clearly came Gay from Hell!

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Sirius: How is the biggest asshole in the world doing?

Regulus (without looking up from his book): I don't know, Sirius, how are you doing?

Sirius (choking up): Fuck you, Regulus!

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Remus: ... what are you doing?

Sirius (making a summoning circle in the living room): Didn't you tell me, to satanize the house?

Remus: I said SANATIZE!

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Lily (Talking on the phone): Sirius! Put James on the phone!

Sirius: He is pretty big, it would be easier to put the phone on James.

Lily: Sirius!

Sirius: *places the phone on James's head*

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James: Hey Sirius!
James: Are you still angry, that I got a better grade in poisons than you?

Sirius: YES!

James: Aw, come on!
James: Don't be madfoot.

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Peter (Racing into class): I'm here!

Sirius (racing into class): I'm queer!

James (also racing into class): Im a deer!

Remus: *slowly walking in*
Remus: *looking at his friends with an exasperated expression*
Remus: *looking at McGongall*
Remus: I'm.. sorry.

McGongall (looks at them all sternly): You're late!

Remus: I'm aware.

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Sirius: *writing a letter to James*
Sirius: Deer James,...

Remus: It's Dear.

Sirius: No, it isn't!

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Remus: *eating fruit*

James: Pear wolf.

Remus: *dating somebody*

Sirius (gasp): Affair wolf!

Remus: *crying*

James: Despair wolf! :(

Remus: *playing hide and seek*

Sirius: Where wolf?

Remus: *breaths*

James: Air wolf.

Remus: Stop!

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Sirius: How many more miles?

Remus: 114.

Sirius: So I just go straight.

Remus: As hard as that must be for you, yes.

Sirius: So gayly forward?

Remus: Gayly forward.