𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 ― 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴

𝟏𝟔.

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XVI.
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Harry: There is this giant black dog that's been following me.

Lupin: Wow, that sounds pretty sirius.

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Remus: Sirius, pleas tell James how incorrect he ist.

Sirius (looking James straight in the eyes): You're prong.

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James: *has a runny nose*

Sirius: Potter the red nosed reindeer...

Remus: ...had a very shiny nose...

Peter: ...and if you ever see it...

Sirius: ...you would even say it glows!

James: Fuck off!

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Remus: *desperately tries to straighten his extremely curly hair for a date*
Remus: ...
Remus: Wow!
Remus: Even my hair isn't straight.

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Regulus: *keeps James company 'till Sirius comes*
Regulus: I'll make us some tea. What kind do you like?

James: Black.

Regulus: Yes, Potter?

James: Are you serious?

Regulus: *smiles*

James: Oh No!

Regulus: No-

James: Please don't...

Regulus: - I'm Regulus.

James: *is so fucking done with his life*

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James: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.

Lily: Awww

Remus: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Sirius: Yeah, I know.

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James: Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Sirius: I think, I crossed that line when I got a date.

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Molly: Seven tattoos? Those are pretty permanent, you know?

Sirius: Seven kids? Those are pretty damn permanent too, Molly!

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Sirius: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Remus: What?

Sirius: No eye-deer.
Sirius: What do you call a deer with no eyes and now legs?

Remus: I don't care.

Sirius: Still no eye-deer.
Sirius: What do you call a deer with no brain?

Regulus: James.

Sirius and Regulus: *high five*

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Remus: We are so in sync, it's like we finish each other's-

Sirius: Homework!

Remus: What?

Sirius (sliding his paper over to him in tears): Please...