𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 ― 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴

𝟐𝟔.

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XXVI.
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Regulus: I won't date you, you stole my brother.

James (moves eyebrows mysteriously): I can steal you too.

Regulus: Aren't there too many Blacks for one Potter house?

James: I collect Blacks.

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Remus (ließt den Zettel): Hmmm, sehr spezifisch, aber okay.
Remus: *lächelt*

Regulus: HA, ICH HAB'S!
Regulus: SO TUN ALS WÄRE MAN EINE MENTALSTABILE PERSON!

Remus: Korrekt!

Remus&Regulus: *high-five*

Sirius&James: Woah, äh...

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James: Du siehst fantastisch aus Sirius, du wirst Remus aus den Socken hauen!

Sirius: Ich hatte eigentlich auf mehr gehofft, aber das ist für den Anfang auch okay.

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James (walking into a wall): Fuck!

Regulus: What's up with him?

Sirius: He caught Remus and me snogging after his practice and is being a big baby about it.

James (yelling towards the lamp): IT WAS MORE THAN JUST SNOGGING!

Remus: Honestly James, is this how you plan to live for the rest of your life?

James (turning towards the window): I TOLD YOU, I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF BECAUSE I'VE SEEN ENOUGH!

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Remus: *klopft leicht auf den Tisch*

Lily: *klopft zurück*

Sirius: Was machen die zwei da?

James: Morsezeichen.

Remus: *klopft aggressiv auf den Tisch*

Lily (klatscht die Hand auf den Tisch): DU NIMMST DAS ZURÜCK!

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James (running late to class): Sorry, Professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.

Everyone in the classroom: *staring at him*

Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.

James: *walking to his seat next to Sirius*

Sirius: *staring holes at the back of James' head*

Professor Flitwick (turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds): I'd advise you, you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.

James (clueless): What?
James (then whispering to Sirius): What?

Sirius (shooting daggers at him): Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?

James (blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly): Haha, you're not going to believe this—

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Death Eater: Listen here, pretty boy—

Sirius: You think I'm pretty?

Death Eater: It's an insult, idiot.