How To: Not Get The Boy | Levi Jones

Step Four: Call His Sex Buddy An Empty Pringles Can

Chapter 4

I sat on a couch with my drink in my hand as I watched people dance. I was in no mood to dance what so ever.

Stupid bitch with her slutty dress and smudged red lipstick was grinding all over my boy.

She had the fucking cheek to fall out with Dylan for breaking 'girl code' but she does it all the time with me? She knows I've loved him since the first day of high school but she still continues to make sure she's dancing with him right in front of me. What the actual hell is wrong with her?

I had had enough of what I was witnessing and I walked off into the kitchen to fill up my drink.

Drew was standing himself without Dylan which made me start to panic.

"Where is Dylan?" I frantically asked him.

"What? Oh, she's at the toilet." He smiled. "Why?" He began to look concerned.

"You let her leave your sight? Why would you do that when Daniella is wanting to rip her throat out? Did you not see their argument?" I shouted and he ran out of the kitchen. I ran after him, he ran straight up the stairs but I looked through the crowd for any sign of Daniella.

Daniella was no longer dancing with Levi as he stood with Nate. I ran over to them, stumbling a few times because of my heels.

"I need to know where Daniella is." I demanded and they looked shocked that i did not stutter like I usually did around Levi.

"She uh she went to the bathroom I think." Levi shrugged.

"Fuck!" I shouted then ran upstairs to find the worst possible thing in the entire world.

Daniella had Drew pressed against the wall has she forced her lips on him. He tried to push her off but she held his face in place.

"Get the fuck off of him!" I screamed and yanked her fishy fingers off of Drew's face.

She turned to face me with her red lipstick now all over her face, most was on Drew's too now. You would think she would know not to buy cheep stuff that just smudges.

"Who the fuck do you think you are? You can't just go around stealing people's boys." I told her but she just rolled her eyes.

"Levi is not yours and Drew isn't Dylan's. Do you see how easy it is for me to get these boys? They want me." She smirked, Dylan at that moment stepped out of the toilet. She looked between Daniella and Drew then she looked at me with tears in her eyes.

"It's not what it looks like!" Drew tried to explain but Dylan just put her hand up to stop him.

"You are a fucking dick." She pointed right at him then pointed to Daniella. "And you are a fucking bitch who is in serious need of a drink being poured over her." With that she poured her cola down Daniella's white dress.

Drew tried to grab her before she ran down the stairs but she slapped him over the face and left without him.

"Dude! Go after her!" I pushed drew towards the stairs as he stood holding onto his bright red cheek.

"She won't believe me." He choked out.

"Better try." I pushed him again and this time he did go chasing after her.

"You are an evil little twisted bastard and I hope that the next boy to sleep with you will give you an STD and crabs." I growled at Daniella and she laughed at me.

"Funny because the next guy I'm sleeping with is Levi." She shrugged then began to walk down the stairs. She didn't even seemed bothered about the cola stain down her front.

I chased after her because no way in hell was she getting the last word on that. I wasn't even bothered about her being a bitch to me, I was bothered about how she's ripped out the hearts of my two best friends.

"If you go anywhere near him I swear to god I will-" I started but she cut me off.

"You will what? He's not yours. He thinks you are pathetic and immature. He doesn't even like you as a friend. You're just a stupid fan of his and he will never, ever like you the way you like him. So stop trying." She flipped her hair over her shoulder like she just told me something I didn't already know.

"Do you want to know how he sees you? He sees you as a stupid slut who's vagina is like an empty Pringles can. He only goes with you because your hot and easy. So yeah maybe I'm pathetic but at least he has respect for me." I spat in her face then turned around to see him standing with an open mouth. I diverted my eyes from his then marched out of the house, I needed to find my best friends.

I finally found Drew at the park. He was sitting on the swing with a bottle of something in his hand.

"Hey." I said quietly. He turned around and I had never seen someone look so sad.

"I fucked up." He groaned then took a swig from his bottle. "She won't let me speak to her."

I sighed and sat on the swing next to him. "She will. You just need to give her time to process what happened."

"But what she thinks has happened, didn't happen!" He shouted. "I just want to speak to her." He whispered and a few tears fell from his eyes.

"Drew," I spoke but he hid his face from me. "Drew, look at me." He slowly turned his face to reveal his blood shot eyes and tear stains down his cheeks. "Dylan is absolutely crazy about you, I mean it, I've never seen her like someone so much. She can't get enough of you. She will come around and she will listen to the truth." I told him and he bit his lip.

"She really does like me?" He asked.

"A shit ton. Like she doesn't like people easily but when she's around you she smiles so big. She's almost like how I am around Levi." I winked and he laughed. "She'll listen to me if she doesn't listen to you, you have nothing to worry about."

"I just want her back. She told me everything we had was over. Then ran home too quick for me to catch up." He told me. "I really like her. I've never liked someone so quickly. She's absolutely amazing and if I have ruined this I swear I might slit Daniella's throat."

"Not if I slit her throat first." I sighed then stood up. "Come on." I urged him to stand up too.

"Where are we going?" He asked.

"We are going to get your princess back." I told him.

"She is a queen but okay." He stood up and then we headed off to plan Daniella's murder, you know, once Dylan believed us.