You Didn't See That Coming? ~Hawksilver~ #Wattys2015

Pietro and the Barton Kids-Imagine

Requested by jujuroses

"...so you sure you're good babysitting while we're out? Even with Wanda sick?" Laura asked me.

"It's not a problem," Pietro said. "They're only kids."

"...uh, not a lot of sugar. No tv past ten o'clock. No Rated R movies, no Up. Up makes Lila cry like a baby."

"What the hell is Up?"

"Nevermind," she said. "Oh, and don't let them use anything other than a toaster. Even so, only let Cooper use it. Lila might forget it's plugged in and it might burn the house down." The Bartons were going out to dinner tonight. There had been a meeting at Avengers Tower, and I went with the two of them, leaving Wanda and the kids alone for a while. Wanda was sick and probably asleep, so they were pretty much home alone for now, which was fine. But overnight? No way. The Bartons pulled in to their driveway and let me out of the car to get into the house.

"Keys," Clint said, tossing the spare keys to me. "Take care."

"You as well," I said, going into the house, unsure of what would be inside. As soon as I opened the door, I regretted agreeing to this.

Wanda was asleep on the couch, a mustache painted on her face in what looked like peanut butter. Nathaniel was on the floor smashing LEGO bricks onto the floor, and Cooper and Lila were running in circles singing at the top of their lungs:

"OLD CLINT BARTON HAD A FARM, P-I-E-T-RO! AND ON THAT FARM HE NAMED HIS SON P-I-E-T-RO! WITH A HULK SMASH HERE, AND A HELLO DEER, ULTRON DIES, WANDA CRIES, FURY TALKS ABOUT HIS EYES, OLD CLINT BARTON HAD A FARM, P-I-E-T-RO! OLD CLINT BARTON HAD A FARM, P-I-E-T-RO! AND ON THAT FARRM HE HAD A CAT NAMED P-I-E-T-RO! WITH A MAXIMOFF HERE AND A MAXIMOFF THERE, WANDA HAS NUTELLA FOR FACIAL HAIR! OLD CLONTT BARTON HAD A FARM, P-I-E-T-RO!"

I cleared my throat and the kids' attention turned to me. They froze with shock for a moment, then ran around screaming.

"HIDE!" Cooper shrieked, laughing and running up the stairs. Lila darted down to the Nest.

"Oh no, you don't!" I said with a laugh, speeding down to catch her. She shrieked with delight when I picked her up. I sped up the stairs, still holding her, and followed Cooper.

"Lilaaaaa, you weren't supposed to get caught!" Cooper complained with a giggle as I found the eleven-year old hiding in the closet.

"Not my fault Pietro is Quicksilver!" she said, and I laughed and set her down.

"You have a cat named Pietro?" I asked.

"No," Lila said, "It just went with the song."

"Got it," I said. We walked at normal speed down the stairs back into the living room, where Nathaniel was destroying a small building made of LEGOS.

"Nathanieeelll!" Lila said, "You aren't supposed to smash those! You aren't the Hulk!"

"HUWK SMASH!" the one-year-old shrieked, and he threw the remnants of it at her playfully. I laughed and picked him up. "Pietwo!"

"Hey, little Speedster. I wonder if you're going to grow up to be as slow of a runner as your family," I said, and the kids laughed. Wanda snored a little, which made us all laugh harder. "Speaking of your song, I quite enjoyed it," I said.

"Thanks," Lila said. "Cooper wrote it, though."

"Did not!" He said, his face turning red.

"Yeah, right."

"Would you sing it for me again?" I asked, and they obliged.

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