Altar : I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now
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Harley : and your emergency contact?
Obsidian Soldier (doesn't appear till the second book, keeping his actual name a secret for rn, y'know for mystery purposes) : my what?
Harley : your emergency contact
Obsidian : can't I just put myself down?
Harley :
Harley : no
Obsidian : why?
Harley : because if you're having an emergency, we need to notify someone outside of the hospital that you're having an emergency
Obsidian :
Obsidian : I don't have anyone
Harley :
Harley : I'll put myself down for you
Obsidian : thank you
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Sage : you have the right to remain silent
Harley : I choose to waive that right!
Harley : *screaming*
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Circe : I can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers
Mayday : Circe, for the last time, we're at a funeral
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Sappho : I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Achilles : you left me, Bee, and Harley in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago
Sappho : I did that on purpose, try again
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Mars : wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. where did you get the fake skeletons?
Altar : Fake?
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Bee : where did you get that tomato soup?
Asteri : it's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved
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Leafie : we all have our demons
Leafie, grabbing Nate and Harley : these are mine
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Harley : we have to plan, we have to figure something out
Nate : Harley, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? we plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose
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Achilles, texting : don't worry, I have your phone! text me when you're gonna come get it!
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Nate : hey
Harley : hey
Nate : I can't sleep
Harley : I can. goodnight.
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Achilles : Sappho, I know you love Acadia. I mean, we all do, she's a very nice person and I respect her immensely
Achilles : but I think she might be a fucking idiot.
(literally I have an angsty scene planned where Sappho breaks down and talks about how she loves Acadia and just wants to see her again and I am so excited to actually write that scene)
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Circe : *yawns*
Harley : yeah, being that pretty must be tiring
Circe : then you must be exhausted
Nate : will you two shut the fuck up? some of us are lonely
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her parents : someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Bee : they're golden retrievers, guys. they retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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anyone : how has life been treating you lately?
everyone in book three : horribly
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Bee : *sees Circe and Harley together*
Bee : they're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Asteri : you mean...you ship them?
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Mars : it's quick, it's easy, and it's free: pouring river water in your socks!
Juno : why would I do that?
Mars : it's quick, it's easy, and it's free!
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Harley : I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Circe : what kind of animal is the pink panther?
Harley, already taking off their clothes : god, Circe, you're so fucking stupid
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Achilles : happy October 32nd! second Halloween!
Sappho : that doesn't exist
Achilles : not with that attitude.
