Harley : stabby time is always a perfect time!
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Harley : and I can stab people?
Leafie : as much as you want!
Harley : WHERE DO I SIGN
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Achilles : you can do it Sappho!
Achilles : but if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch!
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Nate : when I met you I thought you were a real bitch
Harley : what changed your mind?
Nate : oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you
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Altar : my gender is in a constant state of flux
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Asteri : if I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate
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Harley, ordering Starbucks : hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Bee, who's running the drive thru :
Bee : tequila
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Acadia : why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Juno : ...What???
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Nate : you look mentally ill
Harley : I am. let's go
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Mars : the results are in, I'm afraid you have updog
Bee : what's updog?
Mars : Altar! get in here, I told you I could do it!
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Sage : I am literally evil incarnate
Sage : I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil
Sage : which I think actually makes it even more evil because I'm making a conscious effort
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Achilles : is this about me?
Sappho : no
Achilles : then I've lost interest
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Nate: Guys, I have a question.
Harley: kys <3
Nate: I love you too.
Leafie: Ah, yes. Siblings.
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Circe : I would never say that my girlfriend is a bitch and I don't don't like her! that's not true! Harley is a bitch and I like them so much!
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Harley : social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other
*later, in a barfight*
Harley : social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
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Sorcerer : I give you a cursed amulet!
Asteri : cool! It'll make me look cute and the shadow that follows me will make me more active, I'll get out more!
