Sappho : all in favor of blaming this on Achilles?
*mutual let's blame Achilles noises*
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Nate : I'm a fool, not an idiot
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Nate, to Harley : SWORD SAFETY
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Harley : the only straight I am is a straight-up badass
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Bee : what do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Asteri : if you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will drown you here and now
Bee : I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better
Asteri :
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Bee : your negative vibes aren't appreciated here, Obsidian!
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Circe : you were stabbed. do you remember anything?
Altar : only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Juno : that wasn't an ambulance, I drove you
Altar : but I heard a siren
Acadia : that was Mars
Mars : sorry, I got nervous.
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Circe : Harley isn't picking up on my hints
Mayday (her sister) : what hints have you given them?
Circe : well, I think about her a lot
Circe : and sometimes I even think about talking to them!
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Acadia : gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
Altar : there isn't another one. you're crazy
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Bee : I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Nate : I don't want your advice
Bee : well, then consider it unfriendly advice-
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Acadia : so, what are your political beliefs?
Sappho, awkwardly trying to impress her : well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun
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Bee : why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Altar : probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence
Bee :
Altar : I don't know how you keep forgetting this
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Sage, keeping guard over him : could you be anymore annoying?!
Achilles : yes
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Harley : I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house! amazing feeling! love cats! and she's here, in my house! somewhere! and I may encounter her! what a treat!
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Nate : oh man, you have any shaving cream?
Achilles : no, I don't like the way that it tastes
Nate : wait...you eat shaving cream?
Achilles : no, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
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Circe : heing gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us
Harley : if the window's open and you time it right, you can do both
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Skyzee : what is wrong with you?
Leafie : loaded question. elaborate.
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Nate, T-posing in the doorway : greetings, Leafie
Leafie, not looking up from her coffee : good morning, problem child
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Acadia : I desire moisture
Juno : please just say "I want water" like a normal person
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Nate : wait a minute, how did this happen? we're smarter than this!
Harley : apparently, we're not
