lunar realm incorrect quotes bc writing is fucking hard dudes

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Bee, holding Trixie : hi, I'm Bee Buzzington, and this is Trixie Buzzington, and we're both gemini vegetarians

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Asteri : stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. what will happen is fire

Altar : but what if something else happens just this one time

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Sappho, to Harley : if you see Achilles, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Sappho : he'll know what it means

*later*

Harley : oh, and Sappho said to give you a message

Harley : *makes a neutral face*

Achilles : oh no. the neutral face of displeasure

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Mars : is this a good idea?

Mars : probably not

Mars : do I care?

Mars : no

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Juno : love makes people do stupid things

Acadia : I love everything!

Juno : that explains a lot

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Leafie, to Nate and Harley : why are you guys acting like this?

Nate : oh, we're not acting. we really are like this

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*pre witch's dance*

Harley : where's Achilles?

Sappho : he's probably upstairs combing his hair so he can be THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY

Achilles, upstairs, combing his hair : I'M GONNA BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY

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Harley : *breaks something of Nate's*

Nate : my dearest friend, Harley Tanner, it appears you have caused damage to my most prized possession. now I highly suggest that you exit the vicinity quickly before I rip your teeth out and shove them through your nose.

Harley :

Nate : but on the other hand it appears that nature is calling out to me. oh yes, it appears I cannot hold it any longer. the restroom awaits for me, as I must drop a massive stool.

Harley :

Nate : I MUST SHIT

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Sappho : Hey, Juno, have you thought about having kids?

Juno :

Juno : does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? because I promise you, it sure feels like it

Achilles : but we're not childr-

Juno, already distracted : ALTAR, PUT THE FIRE DOWN

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Harley : how would you like to live forever?


Nate : I'd hate it. shut the fuck up

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Nate : Harley is not a morning person. or a night person. there's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around

Harley : the best part is you never know when they're coming

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