Bee, holding Trixie : hi, I'm Bee Buzzington, and this is Trixie Buzzington, and we're both gemini vegetarians
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Asteri : stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. what will happen is fire
Altar : but what if something else happens just this one time
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Sappho, to Harley : if you see Achilles, give him this message *makes a neutral face*
Sappho : he'll know what it means
*later*
Harley : oh, and Sappho said to give you a message
Harley : *makes a neutral face*
Achilles : oh no. the neutral face of displeasure
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Mars : is this a good idea?
Mars : probably not
Mars : do I care?
Mars : no
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Juno : love makes people do stupid things
Acadia : I love everything!
Juno : that explains a lot
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Leafie, to Nate and Harley : why are you guys acting like this?
Nate : oh, we're not acting. we really are like this
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*pre witch's dance*
Harley : where's Achilles?
Sappho : he's probably upstairs combing his hair so he can be THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY
Achilles, upstairs, combing his hair : I'M GONNA BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY
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Harley : *breaks something of Nate's*
Nate : my dearest friend, Harley Tanner, it appears you have caused damage to my most prized possession. now I highly suggest that you exit the vicinity quickly before I rip your teeth out and shove them through your nose.
Harley :
Nate : but on the other hand it appears that nature is calling out to me. oh yes, it appears I cannot hold it any longer. the restroom awaits for me, as I must drop a massive stool.
Harley :
Nate : I MUST SHIT
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Sappho : Hey, Juno, have you thought about having kids?
Juno :
Juno : does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? because I promise you, it sure feels like it
Achilles : but we're not childr-
Juno, already distracted : ALTAR, PUT THE FIRE DOWN
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Harley : how would you like to live forever?
Nate : I'd hate it. shut the fuck up-
Nate : Harley is not a morning person. or a night person. there's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around
Harley : the best part is you never know when they're coming