Harley : while you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade
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Bee : you bought a taco?
Sappho : yes
Bee : from the same truck that hit Achilles?!
Sappho, with a mouthful of taco : well, me starving ain't gonna help him
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Acadia : Sappho is playing hard to get
Acadia : little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of
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Harley : what time is it?
Nate : I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Nate : *blasts the saxophone*
Leafie : WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Nate : it's 2am
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*after meeting them for the first time*
Asteri : What do we think of Harley?
Juno : she's nice
Sappho : I think they're gay
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Altar : reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
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Altar : I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you
Mars : this is a sports-related injury. it makes me look cool!
Altar : tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
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Bee : hey, what's the name of the new human living with Leafie?
Mars : her cats' names are Sugar and Spice
Bee : that's not what I asked
Mars : that is all the information I have
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kidnapper : we have your child
Nate : I don't have a child?
kidnapper : then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Nate : oh Cherantina, you have Harley
Nate : actually she has you, good luck
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Juno : is there something you would like to say, Asteri?
Asteri : oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say
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Sappho : Achilles, my old friend!
Achilles : I think you tried to kill me at some point
Sappho : that was obviously just my way of getting to know you!
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Harley : this date is boring!
Circe : this isn't a date. I said I was going to the store
Harley : then why did you invite me?
Circe : I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said "fuck you Circe I'll do whatever I want!"
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Nate : that was the worst throw ever. of all time.
Harley : not my fault somebody put a wall in the way
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Bee : Asteri, gather the others. we need to have another Altar-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention
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Juno : stop failing
Acadia : don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
Acadia : *succeeds*
Acadia : dang it!
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Bee : bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it
Nate : I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out
Bee : that's not how that works-
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Harley : sometimes I talk to myself for no reason
Harley : me too!
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Sappho : the joy of hanging out with Achilles. you look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly and he bites the tip of a marker off
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Asteri : I hate when people ask me, 'what did you do today?'. buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five pm, okay? I don't KNOW!
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Bee, visiting Gaia (what they call earth) for the first time : hello, 'McDonald's', I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. prepare yourselves.
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Nate : I have a problem
Harley : if it's harder than 2+2, I can't help
