You're a vampire...?//Quackbur

learning even more

Tw: cursing, mention of murder, almost smut..? (Tell me when you guys are ready for actually smut)

I only realized he had entered when he slammed the door shut, causing me to jump. "What the hell is your problem?!" I asked. "What's my problem?! You're the one who led me on thinking I had a chance and then you left?!" He said.

I giggled at the memory. "It's not funny" he said. "Bet you were thinking of me while fixing that problem of yours, huh?" I asked jokingly. "Of course I was, you'd you think I think of?" He replied. "Ew" I said.

He ignored it and climbed beside me, "Watcha doing..??" He asked curiously. I had my phone with me so I showed him it. "What is that? is it dangerous?!" He asked.

He was about to grabbed it and probably throw it. But I stopped him. "No, not everything is dangerous" I said and he nodded. "So stop trying to grap everything that's in my hands and throwing it away" I said. "Fineee.." he said.

It was actually kind of late now. Who knew making someone take a shower would be this long?

"It's late go to sleep" I demand. "No. You can't demand me to do things" he said. "Why not? This is MY house?" I asked. "Because I'm older, taller aaanndddd..." He stopped. "That means nothing" I said.

He looked annoyed. I ignored it and went to sleep. I was facing him and I think he was also about to fall asleep. He grabbed me by my waist pulling me closer.

"Stooooppp" I said half asleep. "Noooooo" he responded in the same tone, mocking me. "Shut up" I said.

I kicked him where I thought was his knee but wasn't. I mean I thought it was since it was poking at me.

It was his elbow, "FUUUUCKKKKK" He screamed. "Suffer." I replied. "What the hell is wrong with you?!" He asked. "You. You're the problem you horny moron!" I exclaimed.

"I'm not horny" he said. "Yeah, not right now. I bet you that if I'd cuddled you back you'd get a huge boner" I said. "No I wouldn't!" He said.

He sounded so confident. So I turned around and cuddled with him, I wrapped my legs around his waist and placed my head on his shoulder. "Wha- wow.." he said. He was clearly blushing. Even if it was dark I could tell.

Tho he didn't get it. And I HATE being wrong. I am going to do everything I can to give this ugly vampire a boner.

I know it's weird. Don't judge. Please.

I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed his cheek. "O- oh my.." he said. He was blushing even more. If that was even possible at this point.

"You like that~ don't you?~" I asked. "Yes, I quite do~" he said smirking. I was even more pissed off, it didn't work.

I started kissing his jaw and he seemed amused at my behavior. I eventually got angry and bit down, harshly. He started bleeding and I licked it. He moaned throughout the whole thing. "And I thought I was the vampire?~" he questioned.

Now I am pretty angry, I put on my most lusted full eyes and just started at him. He didn't react. So I whimpered and whined. And that worked!

"Oh~ need me that badly?~" he asked. "No, I just want to prove to you I could give you a boner" I said smirking.

He looked disappointed but then looked under the sheets. "I suppose you do win, yes" he said. I hated how long it took, am I not fabulous? He'll pay.

I put my knee up the 'you know' and I slowly started moving it. He whined and whimpered a lot. "F-faster~" he begged.
Now I was going painfully slow.

Wait, what the hell am I doing? Do I like him? No no! He k!lled my friend. Oh I'll lead him on and then leave him. He'll regret k!ll!ng my friend.

I randomly stopped and he whined about the loss of contact. I looked at him and got lower and lower. He smirked as he knew what i was about to do. Or so he thought.

I made sure to take all the time to remove his pants. I could see a huge tent. "Wow, needy eh?" I asked looking up. "Just hurry up, darling" he said. The name made me blush but I went back to what I was doing.

I removed his boxers and got lower and lower. Suddenly I got back up and turned around so I wasn't facing him anymore.

I could feel his confusion.

That's what he deserves for k!lling my friend.
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Yes giving someone a boner and leading them on is totally a perfect way to get back at them for k!lling your friend.

(I might actually turn this into smut but just tell me if I should or not)