You're a vampire...?//Quackbur

Wendy's

Tw: cursing, jealousy, breaking in

"uh- uhm-" was all I managed to say. "Words." He demanded. "Okay jeez I love you" I said.

He lowered his head and 'fell asleep' on my stomach. "Jeez, he's weirder than I thought" I whispered. "I heard that." He said. "I know, go somewhere you horny moron" I replied. "How about no?".

"You know, I'm going to go to Wendy's for lunch. Want anything?" I asked. "What?!" He sounded shocked.

I was confused, it's food. Oh wait he doesn't eat any food. "Oh sorry I forgo-" he cut me off. "Who's Wendy?" He asked.

Oh he was jealous. Ha! Maybe I could make up a lie.

"Oh she's my girlfriend" I said. "You're cheating on me?!" Now he sounded sad. "What? We aren't dating" I answered. "Yes, we are! Now what's her blood type?" He asked. "Uh- why?" I asked. "Oh- uh- uhm- asking for a friend!" He replied. "You have no friends, but I think it's A?" I answered.

"Ugh! That one is disgusting!" He said. "What are you two going to do?" He asked.

I knew he was furious but he tried to keep his cool.

"Uhm- probably watch a movie, cuddle and more" I lied. "Oh can I come?" He asked. "No, I want to have alone time with her" I said.

"Listen here, you're a mortal I'm not" he started. "You're going to STOP seeing her and you are going to BREAK UP with her!" He said grabbing my shirt.

I pretend to be scared and sad.

"No, you're not allowed to be scared of me." He said. What the hell. "P-please don't m-make me!" I acted. "No, I'm going to watch you do it" he said.

"Please, I'll do anything else!" I lied. I loved seeing him jealous. He mumbled something. "What?" I asked.

"Who do you belong to?" He asked. "Myself" I answered. He shoke his head. "Uhm- Wendy..?" I answered again.

"No!" He yelled. "Then myself" I said. I knew he wanted me to say 'him'. "Just, leave me alone" I said. "You think after last night I'll leave you alone? Hell no." He said.

"The sheets are now ruined because of you" I said. "So? What are you going to do about it?" He asked. I don't know maybe give another boner and leave.
He would deserve it.

"Just shut up" he said. "You know, I'd love for you to meet my family. That's what humans do right?" He asked. "Yes, when they love each other. Like I've met Wendy's parents" I replied with a grin.

"Where does she f*cking live?" He asked. "Nowhere, I was just teasing you" I said. "You really like teasing me, don't you?" He asked. "Yes, I do. It's rather fun" I answered.

"F*cking hot @sshole" he mumbled think I wouldn't hear. "I heard that" I said. He only glared at me.

I didn't like when people either disrespected me or told me orders. And he did both. So obvious I don't like him.

He layed back down on my stomach. "Get off me!" I yelled. "No!" He yelled back. Tho it was mumbled because his face was shoved in my stomach.

I kick him where the sun don't shine. I thought he was going to grab his pants in pain but he only lifted his head and glared at me.

"Did that not hurt..?" I asked. "No? Is it supposed to" he asked. "Yes! It's suppose to!" I said. Then he lifted his leg and kick me where the sun don't shine.

I fell of the bed grabbing my pants. "OW! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!" I screamed. "What does it do to you humans?" He asked.

After a while oh being in pain I finally got up, it didn't hurt anymore. "It can prevent us from having kids and it really f*cking hurts!" I answered angrily.

"Oh? Is that all?" He asked. I didn't answer. I didn't feel like snapping back at him. I was too tired.

I decided to sleep on the couch so I just left. "Hey! Come back!" He yelled as I exited the room.

I heard a window break. I rushed for my baseball bat. I walked towards the noise which was in the kitchen.

I was about to swing but there was nothing and I got scared. "W-Wil!" I yelled out. He didn't answer.

I decided to grab a snack, since it was now 8 am. "I'm telling you, that's him!" Someone whispered.

I ignored it think I was going crazy. I wouldn't be shocked if I was going crazy.