pip x damien (dip South park)

first day of school

Pip's pov

I was now standing at the bus stop when someone approached me.

???- hello! Are you the French kid that everyone is talking about? Are you new in town?

Pip-hey I'm not french I'm British, and yes i just moved back in town.

???-oh really? What's your name?

Pip- I'm Philip, but i prefer being called pip. And you?

Butters- oh I'm butters! Nice to meet you!
Looks like the bus has arrived.

We got in the bus and sat down together. I was really nervous, i hope it's gonna be a normal day

Pip- South park high, ok it won't be that bad, right?

I opened the door and went inside just to be greeted with countless stares from everyone.

Pip- wth why is everyone looking at me?

I said under my breath. I walked towards the principal's office but then heard a voice calling to me.

???- hey Frenchie! Over here!

Pip -god damn it I'm not french! And what do you all want?

??? Oh come on we just want to catch up with you man.

I turned around and saw the group i wish i hadn't seen today. I'm taking about stan's group.i walked up to them and waited to be insulted by cartman.

Kyle-hey i can't believe it's really you dude.

Pip- hey i have a question.... Why is everyone looking at me like that? I mean i know I'm the new kid and stuff but this is just weird.

Stan- oh.. emm.. sooo... Cartman you tell him.

Cartman- ok so... You remember damien right? Ofc you do, he was your best friend. Anyways for some reason when he heard that your coming back he got all red and stormed off the cafeteria.

Kyle- yeah dude he looked like he was going to explode! I wonder why he got so mad.

Stan- yeah me too

Kenny- omg guys yall are so stupid, homeboy isn't angry he's in love!

Cartman- i guess cupid me has a new task...

Stan- what did you say cartman?

Cartman-don't worry about it my dear friend.

Pip- woah guys, what are you saying? There is no way damien likes me.

Kenny- what makes you so sure?

Pip-.....

Kenny- exactly. Now the last time i saw him today was the spot where the goth kids always hang out, ask butters he will lead you there.

Stan- why was damien hanging out with the goth kids anyway?

Cartman- they probably summoned him, maybe he's a part of some satanic ritual they wanna do.

RINGGGG

kyle- see you later dude

Pip- yeah ok see ya

" That wasn't so bad" i thought to myself. I walked inside the office and saw the principal telling off a kid with a blue chullo hat. i belive his name is craig, i don't quite remember.

Principal- craig you can't keep flipping off people! You are sent here everyday! When will you learn to behave?

Craig just fliiped off the principal againg, damn is he crazy? the principal then turned and looked my way.

Principal- oh you must be Philip, here and the classes you will be taking today.

She handed my a paper with all the information i need for the day.

Principal- now you boys go to class, Don't be late.

Me and craig headed out of the principal's office and started walking to class.

Craig- i remember you, you're that french kid that went to the same school with us in third grade.

Pip- first of I'm British, secondly yes that's me.

Craig- almost everyone is talking about you. Rumor has it that you gave damien a bj once, is that true?

Pip-WHAT? WHO SAID THAT OMG.

My face was red as a tomato. Why would someone make that up??

Craig- sooo it's true then?

Pip-NO IT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE

I was in the verge of exploding from all the anger and embarrassment but then i heard craig talking to someone.i turned around and saw a twitchy blond boy with a thermos in his hands.

Craig- hey honey

Tweek- hey craig, is that the new kid pip?

Craig- yeah, i just asked him about the rumors that's why he is a little freaked out.

Tweek- well i mean if there were rumors i gave a bj to the prince of hell i would be freaking out too. Anyways my name is tweek by the way.

Pip-yeah i remember you, from third grade. I'm pip as you already know.

Craig- cool now let's head to class, I don't wanna be late and get detention after school again.

Tweek- yeah whatever.