pip x damien (dip South park)

date

Pip's pov

We finally arrived at the restaurant and i was about to open the door but damien stopped me.

Damien-no no no, let me do it

Pip-wha-

He got out of the car and opened the door for me. then he took my hand and helped me get out.

Pip- i could have done that myself

Damien-not today, I'm a gentleman remember?

Pip- yeah right let's just get in

We got inside and the waiter sat us down near the window.

Waiter-what can i get for you two?

Pip-i'll get the steak, well done, a Caesar salad and a diet coke pls.

Waiter-what about you sir?

Damien-uhhh...food?

I start laughing and damien looks at me confused.

Waiter-what kind of food....?

Damien-......

Pip-uhh,here damien,look at the menu and choose smth..

I hand him the menu and he stares at it for a moment before taking it.

Damien-i guess I'll have uh, that.

Damien points at what he want to order.

Waiter-ok...sure, anything else?

Damien-no.

Waiter-ok coming right up.

Pip-what was that?

Damien-what was what?

Pip-have you never been to a restaurant before?

Damien-no,have you? I thought you were poor.

Pip-no...but i have manners,and anyways i thought as the prince of hell you go to fancy places all the time.

Damien-well if you think Kfc and McDonald's are fancy places then sure.

Pip-hahaha very funny. How come you decided to take me out?

Damien-well...it us you 18th birthday after all... that's a big day for you.

Pip-i don't feel any different to be honest,but thank you for all of this.

Damien-anytime love

Waiter-here is your food, bon appetit.

Pip-thank you sir

Damien-yeah whatever go

Waiter-rudeass...

I look at the waiter and then back at damien who literally has flames in his eyes.

Damien-what dod you say?

Waiter-i said rudeass.did you hear me this time?

With that damien lit the waiter on fire,he had it coming anyway. People started screaming and running everywhere.

Damien- let's get out of here,this place is trash anyways.

Pip-but what about the food?

Damien-oh right, here

He used his magic to put the food inside a take out box.

Damien-ok now let's go.

He took my hand and we teleported to the nearest park.

Pip-well...what do we do now prince of hell?

Damien-we fuck

Pip-what

Damien-kidding, unless you want that

Pip-omg shut up

He spawned a red and black blanked and
We sat down.

Damien-come on, eat

We take the food out of the take out boxes and start eating

Pip-well the food is not bad at all

Damien-well mine's shit idk what that is

He threw the plate with food in the air and burnt it

Pip-how did you burn the plate

Damien-i didn't, it's right here

Pip-damn, impressive

Damien-can i have some of that?

Pip-well shit you burnt your food now you want mine? Jk here open up.

I give damien a piece of my steak.

Damien-that's actually good

Pip-i told you

I finally finish my food and damien teleports the dishes away.

Pip-so...what now?

Damien-just shut up for once will ya?

He then pulled me into a long and passionate kiss. After a while i pull out and we stare into eachothers eyes.

Damien-you have... really beautiful eyes,you know that?

Pip-oh..well, i like your bright red eyes too.they remind me of cherries for some reason

He starts laughing and then we start making out again.we suddenly hear a loud buzz and we pull out again to see what is happening

Damien-oh sorry, that's my phone.

Pip-oh oke

Damien-maybe we should get going?

Pip-oh yea sure, let's go.

He grabs my hand and we teleport back to my house.

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Cliffhanger 💕 anyways it's been a while since i updated so yeah.