Damien's pov
I grab pips hand and walk inside his house. Everything was dark until...
Everyone- SURPRISE!!!!
i look over at pip and he practically had tears in his eyes
Pip-awww you guys did all this for meee??
Pocket-ofc my dear friend
Ze mole-i did not sign up for this...
Pip-fuck off chris
Gregory-anywaysss we got presents anddd
Gregory was looking at Estella.
Estella-and we got cake, and alsooo
Now Estella was looking over at ze mole
Ze mole-and we brought booze. And a bunch of cigarettez. And weed.
Damien-YOU BROUGHT WHAT??!?
Pip-hell yeah that's what I'm talking about let's get high!
Pocket-wait!
Pocket comes out the kitchen holding a cake
Pocket-First blow out your candles.
I start pulling out my phone and start recording. Pip gets closer to his cake.
Gregory-make a wish!
Pip-will do
Then he blows out the candles but when he's finished Estella comes from behind him and smashes his face in the cake.
Estella-ive been waiting for this moment.
Then all of a sudden we all started having a food fight. We we're all pretty much aiming pip bc it was his birthday but we all got covered in food. We all ran to the backyard but then they all stopped.
Ze mole-HOLY SHIT A POOL
Gregory-how the fuck
Pip-damien....
Damien-what?? Am i not allowed to spoil my boyfriend a little?
Pip-you didn't have to i swear!
He run up to my to give me a hug but we accidentally fell in the pool.
Towlie-don't forget to bring a towel
We all turned to towlie. He was holding a bong.
Ze mole-hey that'z mine you piece of shit!
Towlie-sharing is caring bud. Now gather up.
I was a little furious that they brought fucking weed but whatever ig. We all took turns with the bong except for Estella.
Estella-im not touching that. I brought my own, obviously.
She then pulled out a joint from her purse and lit it up. After about half an hour we were all pretty stoned. Pocket had already fallen asleep, but the rest of us were doing random shit.
Ze mole-you dumb British shit it's green!
Pip-omg you're fucking colourblind, that's clearly purple you french idiot!
Towlie- actually my fabric is the colour blue
Gregory-yall are all wrong that's a blanket.
After a while we all fell asleep in the backyard.
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