pip x damien (dip South park)

family dinner

Damien's pov

I was walking pip home till something came to my mind.

Damien-hey love

Pip-yea darling?

Damien-i just realized, you never met my dad.

Pip-oh... you're right

Damien-would you like to, um come for dinner tonight so you can meet him?

Pip-sure but-

Damien-what? What's wrong?

Pip-isn't he like, satan? And mean and evil?

Damien-i mean he is evil but actually he's so nice it's kinda disgusting.

Pip-if that's the case then yes, i would love to

We arrived at pips door step.

Damien-then I'll pick you up at 8?

Pip-sure babe

He gave me a quick peck on the lips.

Damien-come on you can do better than that

Pip-what do you mean?

I grab pip by the waist and pull him into a kiss. When his lips start moving i pull out.

Damien-save that for later

Pip-you started it dumbass

Damien-oh well.

I open a portal which leads to hell. the guards open the door and i enter in my house.

Damien-DAD!!

Satan- DAMMIT DAMIEN WHAT HAPPEND.

Damien-my boyfriend will come over for dinner tonight so make sure the food is EXCELLENT.

Satan-YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?? OH MY GOD SINCE WHEN?

God-did you call me satan?

Satan-oh- no god sorry it was an accident.

God-oh ok

Damien-he's name is pip and one day I'm gonna marry him

Satan-my son is growing up!! How cute

Damien-ye ye whatever just do as i say.AND DON'T EMBARRASS ME.

Satan-whattt? I never embarass you.

Damien-yes you do so watch it.

Satan-well...do you know if your little boyfriend has a favourite food?

Damien-uh he likes sea food

Satan-great! I can't wait to meet him

                        -time skip-

I opened up a portal to earth and waited for pip to get ready. I didn't take my car this time bc we're not going somewhere fancy and all that.

Damien-I'll ring the doorbell.

                           -DING-

Pip-uhhh...... coming!!!

I waited a couple of minutes then pip finally opend the door

Pip-hey damii

Damien-don't call me that. Anyways are u ready to go?

Pip-oh yea just give me a couple of minutes i have to finish packing

Damien-what packing?

Pip-oh well you know, i couldn't come to your house empty handed so i made lemon tarts for your dad.

Damien-wow that's actually nice

Pip-Yuh, do wait a sec

                 -time skip to hell-

Pip-damien... I'm kinda nervous

Damien-why?

Pip-wdym why? Im literally going to meet satan

Damien-he's nice dw

Pip's pov

We walk in damien CASTLE and i follow him to the living room.

Pip-damn how big is that place?

Damien-uhhh pretty big

Pip-i can see that

We arrive at the living room and damien opens the door for me. We walk inside and see satan. He's red,has horns and is rlly fucking tall. I can see now where damien gets his height from.

Pip-umm...hello sir

Satan-oh my! You must be Philip. So nice to finally meet you🤞

Pip-oh! It's nice to finally meet you too!

Satan-damien has told me so much about you

Pip-really? What does he say?

Damien-hey stop

Satan-omg he always says that ur face is so cute and adorable and he loves ur hair

Pip-awwww damiennn you do like my hair after alllll

Damien-NO I DON'T CUT IT OUT

Satan- jeez damien take a chill pill

Damien-*sigh*let's just eat....

Satan snapped his fingers and teleported us to the dining room.

Satan-so philip...

Pip-you can call me pip sir

Satan-oh ok so pip, damien told me u like sea food so i made sure the chefs made the most delicious sea food you'll ever eat.

Pip-wait i never told you that dami, how did you know?

Damien-you look like you order shrimps at a Chick-fil-A so lucky guess.

Pip-damn ut good at this. Oh wait that reminds me....

I look at damien and he snapped his fingers to teleport a box.

Pip-these are lemon tarts, i made then for you sir.

Satan-you shouldn't have! Mmmm wow they're rlly good too

Pip-ty, i love baking.

Satan-that's nice

We wait a couple of minutes and the food arrives.

Pip-that looks rlly tasty omg

Damien-close your mouth bro

       -After eating cuz I'm lazy af-

Pip-thank you so much for the food sir.

Satan-its nothing dear

Damien-wait, don't go yet...

Pip-well it's getting late dami

Satan-aww young love, you can sleep over if you want pip

Pip-really? I can?

Satan-yea damien bed is like really big so you can sleep with him.

Damien-oh Yea... coolcoolcoolcool...

Satan-i didn't mean it like that... anyways go get ready for bed boys!

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First day of school was so shit i had to update my dip story to feel better mentally.