pip x damien (dip South park)

detention (lemon)

OK SO BEFORE YOU START READING I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS IS REALLY FUCKING CRINGE AND FEEL FREE TO MAKE FUN OF MY STORY IN THE COMMENTS BC I LOVE READING THEM.ANYWAYS THIS CHAPTER IS LONGER THAN THE OTHERS SO YEAH.
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Pip's pov

School is over for today and everyone is leaving, but i have detention today since i was late with damien so yeah. Great.

I texted damien to meet up at my locker so that we could walk together.

Message sent at 2:07

Pip-meet me at my locker, I don't want to walk alone.

Message sent at 2:08

Damien- I'll think about it

Message sent at 2:08

Pip-come onn
Pip-plss?

Message sent at 2:09

Damien-im just teasing
Damien-ill be there in 5

I put my phone in the back pocket of my jeans and started walking towards my locker. I finally arrive and i see damien already waiting for me.

Pip-how come you're waiting for me

Damien-idk i was close so i arrived quicker ig

Pip- let's get going

We were walking down the hall where the principal's office was located but then stopped when we heard loud voices coming from the office.

Craig-come on honey we can't do that

Tweek-idc craig you promised me that today you won't get detention so that we could go shopping, but here you are.

Craig-god I'm sorryyyyy, but mr. Makey is such a pain in the ass! I couldn't resist.

Tweek- whatever, I'm getting you out of here.

Craig-wait what? How are you going to do that?

Tweek-watch

The door to the office suddenly opened and we saw tweek dragging the chair craig was sitting on out of the office.

Damien-what a strange couple

Pip-tell me about it, they are so cute together tho

Damien-not as cute as we're going to be....

Pip-what was that?

Damien-nothing, let's get in.

Pip-ugh wait i have to go to the bathroom real quick, I'll be back in 5 mins.

Damien-sure, just be quick. I don't like waiting.

I started heading to the bathroom and when i arrived i opened up my bag to get the things i needed.

First, i got out a cigarette and my lighter.i only smoke like twice a week so it's fine ig. Second i got my make up bag and started fixing up my imperfections(he wears very light make up idk) i actually find it kinda relaxing too, but anyways. I took another drag of my cigarette and reached in my bag to get my hair brush out. I brushed my hair, sprayed some perfume on my neck and wrists and i was ready to go. I put out my cigarette in the sink and flush it down the toilet.

I walked back to the office and i saw damien sitting on a chair, looking at his phone. Mr. Makey was already there standing near the door frame.

Mr. Makey- put the phone away thorn!

Damien did as he was told and put his phone in his pocket. I walked and stood besides damien.(idk how to mfking spell help)

Mr. Makey- ok so because craig ditched detention again mkay, and you boys are the only ones who have detention I'm leaving you two to stay here without supervision. anyways i hope y'all Don't ditch, mkay?