pip x damien (dip South park)

pick you up

Damien's pov

It's currently 6p.m. and I'm going to the florist to get some flowers for pip.

Damien- where is that god damn store..... Oh, there it is.

I walk in and i get greeted by the owner.

???-hello sir! Welcome to-

Damien-yeah hi whatever

I shoved him off and went to the tulip section. What color should i get him? Maybe the orange ones? Nah, the red ones are 100% better. I tell the worker to make me a bouquet of those while i go pay.

I pay, get the bouquet and get the hell out of there. as i walk out i saw a couple of my classmates. Worst. day. ever. I try to hide behind a bush but they spotted me immediately by the flowers i was holding.

Cartman-look what we got here you guysss, damien got flowers for his little girlfriend! How cute.

Stan-are thise for pip?

Cartman-ofc it's for that french fry, you think anyone else would like to fuck that emo fucker?

Kyle-shut up cartman

Damien-yea dude give me a break, it's his birthday today.

I shoved them off and started walking away.

Damien- oh and if you dare insult any of us again I won't hesitate to send my hounds after you to eat you alive.

I go home put the bouquet in some water for the mean time and then start getting ready. As I'm getting dressed i remember that i still haven't told pip where we were going, so i decided to text him.

Message sent at 19:22

Damien-hey pip just a heads up, we are going to that fancy ass restaurant.

Damien- yk the *********

Message sent at 19:27
Pip-hey damien, I'm already dressed good enough.

Pip- ik your ass wasn't going to take to some cheap place on my b-day

Message sent at 19:28
Pip-jk ily no matter where you take me💕

Message sent at 19:21
Damien-dumbass

Damien-for a moment i thought i was talking to one of my brat ex girlfriends

Message sent at 19:24
Pip-what ex girlfriends??🤨

Message sent at 19:24
Damien-nothing dear, see you in a bit

Message sent at 19:27
Pip- byee
Pip- also i was joking

Message sent at 19:28
Pip- ik there are other bitches who also want my man😔

Message sent at 19:32
Damien- well I'm atractive babe
Damien- that's why you got with me❤️

Message sent at 19:33
Pip-kys.
Pip-also i got with you bc i love you.

Message sent at 19:34
Pip- piece of shit

Message sent at 19:36
Damien-well sb is a bit moody today

Message sent at 19:37
Damien-you'll forget all about it later😏

Message sent at 19:40
Pip- shut up you make me cringe
Pip-ong
Pip-that sounded harsh

Message sent at 19:42
Pip- hey don't leave me on delivered
Pip- I'm sorry

Message sent at 19:43
Pip- dami pls I'm sorry fr tho😭

Damien- you mind be thinking: damien you son of a bitch why are you ghosting pip? Well the answer is very simple. I'm already out of the house, in my car and on my way to pick pip up. AND i don't have wifi. Very exciting. Knowing pip he is probably apologizing. Oh well, I'm almost at his house anyways.