pip x damien (dip South park)

Philip thorn

Pip's pov

I slowly open my eyes and i was super convenient, i was in my backyard with all of my friends.then i check the time.7 a.m. oh ok...wait 7A.M.??? FUCK ITS MONDAY WE HAVE SCHOOL.

Pip-WAKE THE FUCK UP EVERYONE.

everybody starts slowly waking up.

Damien-wtf pip

Ze mole-what? Queen Elizabeth died or smth you stupid brit.

Pip-NO DUMBASS WE HAVE SCHOOL.

Gregory-SHIT, I HAVE A PROJECT TO DO.

Damien-wait, where is that blonde bitch estella?

Estella opens the door to reveal that she's already dressed and ready to go to hell(school)

Estella-im here you cockroach

Damien-*mutters*skank...

Gregory-why didn't you wake us up?

Estella-i get ready alone. I don't need you morons running around while I'm trying to dress up or do my hair. Now chop chop, school starts at 8:15.

-time skip to school bc I'm bored-

We go in the school and head towards the lockers.

Damien-where is ze mole?

Pocket-uh he said that he didn't want to be seen with losers so he went to a different direction.

Pip- remind me why we still hang out with that french bastard?

Gregory-idk he's just here.

Pip-whatever, me and damien have chemistry together, see you guys later.

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We walk in the classroom and take our seats in the back.

Teacher-hello students, i hope you all had a relaxing weekend bc now it's time to get to work!

All-*groan*

Teacher-shush! You'll have to do a project and return it to me at the end of the week!

???-uh do we have to do it alone or with a partner?

Teacher-you have to do it with a partner so that I'll have less work to grade

???-can we pick partners?

Teacher-sure, I'm feeling nice today.

Pip-wanna do it together?

Damien-i mean do i have any other choice?

Pip-no you don't

Damien-then you know your answer.

                             -RING-

Teacher-ok now that you all know what to do get tf out of my classroom!

Pip-miss ? Is absent today so we have free period. You wanna do the project now?

Damien-nerd

Pip-fuck off i just wanna finish early

Damien-kidding, let's go to the library.

Damien took my hand and we teleported to the library and we sat down to an empty table.

Pip-so how are we going to do it?

Damien-i say you write down the information and i search for shit.

Pip-*yawn* ok let me just write our names real quick.

Damien-ok, wait what was our project about?

I am really tired and i wasn't really paying attention to what i was writing but then damien looked over at me and started grinning.

Pip-wha? What's so funny

Damien-since when did you take my last name huh? I think it's a bit early for that.

Pip-HUH I'M SORRY

Damien-don't be, you need to get used to it anyways. Philip thorn sounds really cute.

Pip-w-well why should i take your last name? Why can't you take mine?

Damien-no offence darling but thorn is more badass

Pip-eh your right

We laugh for a bit and then we got back to work.

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Sorry for the short chapter, also this is inspired by a creek fanart but unfortunately i couldn't find the artist so pls if someone knows what I'm talking about tag them. Byeee💕