pip x damien (dip South park)

ask him out

Damien's pov

Me and pip have been dating for almost a month now and Tomorrow it's his birthday. I have to do something special.
But what? I mean i could buy him a gift and some flowers and call it a day but i don't wanna do that!

Damien-ugh...i only have one choice...

I got my phone out of my back pocket and start to call gregory. He is really into this stuff so he will held me out.

Gregory-hello? Who is this?

Damien-its me, damien, you really don't have my number saved?

Gregory-too bored to do that. Anyways what do you want?

Damien-well....you know how it's pip birthday tomorrow..

Gregory-yea...

Damien-ok so like...i want to do something special but i don't know wha-

I look at my phone and HE HUNG UP ON ME??! THAT SON OF A BITC-

Gregory-I CAME HERE AS FAST AS I COULD.

Damien-HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE??

Gregory-SO IT'S NOT A JOKE? YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR PIP?

damien-I MEAN- YEA HE'S MY BF

gregory- ok i need to calm my tits down.ok..so me and the others are thinking of throwing a suprise party. What do you think?

Damien-yea that's great and all but i said i want to do something SPECIAL.

Gregory- wait! I have a GREAT idea!

Damien- ok... Tell

Gregory-ok so you go take pip on a date, like a fancy restaurant or something idk and when y'all are done bring him back to his house where we will throw the suprise party!

Damien-hey.... that's not a bad idea. Ok I'll ask him out today so he can be prepared ig.

Gregory-tell him that you'll pick him up at 8 or something. AND BRING HIM FLOWERS.

Damien-shit i don't remember what kind of flowers he likes!

Gregory-wait i heard him one time say that he really likes tulips? GET HIM THOSE

Damien-SHIT OK MAN CHILL OUT.

Gregory-ok go now GO

                         -time skip-

Damien-come on...pick up damn it

Pip-wassup dami

Damien-dami?

Pip-yea it's a new nickname, do you like it?

Damien-no

Pip-idc, anyways what is it?

Damien-well....ykw I'll get straight to the point. Will you go out with me? Like tomorrow?

Pip-OMG YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT OUR FIRST DATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well that's a reaction. That's good tho.

Damien-so... Pick you up at 8?

Pip-yea sure :)

Damien-see you tomorrow then

Pip-ok bye dami!

That went really well actually. Wait, i didn't tell him where we are going. Eh I'll tell him later. I hope i don't mess up on our first date.